funny stories from gta3

[grim]

anyone have some funny things they've done on grand theft auto three? i have one

k on the draw bridge to shoreside vale put your car under the lowering bridge you end up with a glitch where your car is in the ground. oh and if there are people in cars waiting for the bridge to come back down just tap them with your car to watch them stupidley drive off the bridge.

[Tyrannotaur]

Well I haven't played GTA3 in quite a while..but Vice city I play all the time. My favorite thing to do is stand on another person's car while it is driving and whip out a assault rifle and shoot passing cars..it's also fun to do that and drop a few grenades/ Moltov cocktails..but that can be dangerous.

[ROss]

well one of my aunts actually goes out with one of the team who created the grand theft auto 3 and vice citty games, and Max Payne was modelled on him ( you are probably thinking bull S***) but Rock star games is a scottish company so anny hoo i think it is really finn to sniper frim the top of buildings after breaking in to the army base in vice city and stealling the hunter( the apache attack chopper) and blowiing stuff up,, to sniper untill the copp chopper comes then jump in the hunter and chase the copp chopper, it is funn ;D

[Wolfy]

Not a big fan of 3, got boring after a while. I got a few Vice stories though.

Hooker + Chainsaw = Major fun

[Master-666]

i also havnt played gta3 in a while but on v.c ive took a couple of people hostage and they screem like girs[figure of speach no offence to females] also i crashed while doing a jumd on a bike and ended up standing on top of a telegraph pole[makes a great sniping point]

[flashfire505]

i haven't palyed gta3 yet... but in gta:vc drive a car off the side of a hill into the water then jump out just before if goes into the water...then use a sniper to blow up the car in the water...if you do this in a populated area (like at the lighthouse) they people will run and jump into the water...

[grim]

i got another funny storie but its from vice city get the cpj(crotchrocket) and wheelie on the beach but in the process hit people they go completedly flying

[Andy F²]

I have several for Vice City:

Enter the Cars hover on water cheat, get the cops after you and drive off a cliff. Hehehe!

Jack any helicopter and fly down a heavily pedestrian-populated area so that you're almost touching the ground. Tap the analogue stick so that the rotor blades are nearly touching the ground, and fly into people to cut them in half. ;D

Jack a Golf Caddie, snipe the tyres out and get the Swat/FBI (not army) after you. Try and stay alive for as long as possible - It's fast-paced and crazy; you flip and roll all over the place (you cant' get stuck upside down either).

Lastly, enter the Cars Fly cheat and get in the tank. Drive onto a long road, turn the turret around, drive forwards and fire the cannon backwards crazily. Pretty soon you'll be several miles in the sky!

[grim]

ya that is fun to do ;D

[skatemonkey89]

oh man, theres so many. 1st, on vc i also love getting onto cars and throwing the remote grenades. i made a taki fly over the car i was on. hehehe.

on gta3: i got the cops after me and led them to the mafia hideout. i was on foot. i grabbed the car facing the house and said :you cant catch me!" in a funny voice and hit reverse. i went flying backwards off the cliff, and landed! the cops followed me, and landed upside down. i hit reverse and hit a cliff to get as far away from the burning cop car as i could. the 2 cops came out pistols firing, then flew into my windsheild as their car went buh-bye. theres more, and ill add em later.

[Brutuz]

Try taking the army in a Baggage handler it is sooo fun same with a moped ;D

[ROss]

here is a fun one gatling gun in the malibu club. ahh then shoot the village people on stage in th nuts with the sniper rifle, hilarius, oh and but the floating car cheat on and steel a fire truck then go onto the water and beast som wee boats, hours of fun, even better the rhino(tank thing) then you can blow Sh*t up. He he!

[shadowdeathdark]

GTA3: Get a hooker... have some "fun" kill her for your money lol...
GTAVC: Get onto something get it on fire jump out and boom! lol... and kill the guys at the malibu club doing the YMCA lol... o and one of your estates... i like just pissing off the army and stuff and i stay there for hella days on the game killing them lol... then when i get bored... I jump off lol... and I like starting fights between gangs... Oh and shooting ppl off their bikes =D

[Wolfy]

I just figured something out today while playing on my friends GTA VC.

Easy way to get apache.

Get a normal helicopter by jumping off the roof of the garage on motorcycle, or any other method you choose, then fly over to the police station. Go into the policestation and on your left there will be a locker room. Grab the police uniform and run back outside. Get in your helicopter wich you convienantly place outside the station and fly over to the military base. park your chopper next to the apache, then simply get out and walk over to the apache no questions asked. Then kill everyone and have a great day!