Post by Deadborder on Dec 6, 2005 8:46:30 GMT -5
Pointy Muses Fic
Chapter Ten - Real Life
By Rick R.
*****
Stephen confidently strolled into the Broken Chairs' main living room, throwing off his jacket and flinging it at a random chair. He glanced around the room as the rest of the team entered, grinning broadly. "Well done, guys." He called out. "I know I said this earlier but... that was a great battle. I'm very proud of all of you people."
"Great?" Rose commented. "That was a pushover. It was certainly not what I'd expect at this stage of the competition."
"Well I'm not complaining." Need added as he stepped past her. "At this stage of the game, an easy win is rather nice."
"Yeah, it is." Tasch added. "Because it means that you can kick back and relax an' not have to worry about havin' to fix up all our Zoids afterwards." She paused. "Well, y'all do need to get the Zodis fixed, but not that much. An' certainly none of 'em got disabled, so its nowhere near as bad as it could have been.
"...what she said." Neil added. "I, for one, am glad we managed to go a round without the NUBG sticking their noses into things. I'm certainly getting sick of those guys."
"Well, hopefully we won't have to worry about them for too much longer." Stephen added.
"Say what?" Rose asked. "What's this?"
"Don't tell me you've decided to write them a formal apology." Neil replied. "You could say 'We're sorry we beat up all your Zoids and let the police in on your secret arena. We're also sorry that your pilots are all a bunch of terminal dumbarses. We won't let it happen again. Love and kisses, Big Steve.'"
"Very funny, Neil." Stephen began.
"I don't think that's work." Tasch added. "You'd need to be a bit more sincere. An' maybe apoliogise for Rose not wanting to join NUBG."
"I don't think that anything would make me join NUBG." Rose added. "I have too much self-esteem."
"But what if you infiltrated NUBG under an alias." Tasch began. "You use a secret identity and wear a mask so that nobody knows who you are, an' then work form the inside to destroy 'em. And you would get to be their top pilot, 'cause you’re a good pilot and all mysterious an' stuff and then... at the vital moment, you betray 'em all, and flee under another alias so they'll never find ya."
There was a pause. "Naw, that'd be silly." She added.
"Before Tasch hurts my head some more, can you explain what you mean?" Neil asked.
"I can't say anything for certain." He admitted. "I'm hunting around for more info on the NUBG, seeing if we can find out more about them and, more to the point, if we can do anything about them."
"What, like whack them before they can whack us sort of thing?" Neil asked. "Isn't that a little vigilante like?"
"I'm beginning to think that we can't just sit back and let them come to us." Stephen explained. "We need to do something about them."
"Well good luck then." Neil commented. "Tell me how it goes. I'm going to be elsewhere."
"Dare I ask?" Rose began. "And will they have enough food for you to filch?"
"Very funny." He commented. "Naw, me and a bunch of other pilots are getting together and doing, uh, stuff."
"Stuff?" She continued. "Care to clarify that?"
"Just... stuff." He added. "Like I'm sure you and Drake will be doing, from the sounds of things."
Rose was temporarily taken aback, surprised by what he'd said. "Drake and I are just friends." She explained. "We share a mutual interest, that's all."
"Suuuure you do." He nodded. "So you’re going to... let me guess... tell him about what the K-Wolf pilot in today’s battle did, so he can analyze it and comment on both his style and your own, right?"
"Of course not." She snapped.
"Whoa, okay." He raised his hands defensively. "Sorry to bring it up."
"Okay you two, break it up." Stephen began. "Let's not spoil the mood with bickering."
"Yeah." Neil muttered. "Sorry to be a nag, Rose."
"It's fine." She smiled. "Neil, right now I don't think there's terribly much that could bother me."
*****
It was with a small degree of trepidation that Rachel walked into Heywood’s office, a bundle of papers in hand. She’d been going over things in the week since the battle at the city arena, and was not happy with what she was finding. She felt that NUBG was being lead in a direction that she was not comfortable with, and, more to the point, she wasn’t the only one who felt that way.
“Hey babe.” Heywood looked up from his computer screen. “What’s up?”
“I’ve been going over the last battle, sir.” She began. “Especially the, um, unexpected interference from the Black Hands team.” She’d been really caught off guard by that. As near as she could tell, nobody save for Heywood himself had known about it until the last minute.
“What about it, Rach?” He asked, rather indifferently.
“Well, their unexpected presence in the battle upset a lot of people who were expecting a clean fight between our team and the ZBC ones.” She began. “Ken Marsh believes that their interference cost his team the match more then any other element. And a number of our backers believe that this ongoing feud with the ZBC may be detrimental to our ongoing success.” She didn’t mention that she shared a lot of those opinions.
“Rach, the backers can bite my big fat hairy arse.” He stated as he lit up a cigar. “Do you know why?”
“No sir.”
“Because our battles, specifically those against the ZBC have been outrageously successful.” He explained, waving his cigar in the air. “Get this, Rach. The betting alone from those two battles has been more then anything else we’ve done since the start of the ZBC season. The amount we’ve made off that alone would be enough, but there’s a hell of a lot more.”
“Those two have scored more paying hits on our file downloads and disc sales then any other battle we’ve had this year.” He continued. “Only Shane and Julian’s ‘back from unspecified injury’ match against the Death Reavers team came close, and that was by a huge margin. Think about it; four of NUBG’s best pilots and the one battle, and they still wanted to see the ZBC more.”
“But the risks-“
“Don’t talk to me about the risks, Rach.” He cut her off. “Let’s take that match between the Lizards and that craphole in the Brach. Do you know what that match was like, Rach?”
“Well, no…”
“Utter crap.” He replied. “It was the sort of thing I’d expect out of some mudhole arena in outback Europa featuring two pig farmers going at it. It was as boring as Zabatcrap, and about as heavily bet on. And the worst part is, Rach, too many of our matches are like that. The audience is sick of the formula, sick of the same old same old crap. What thy want is something edgy and tense, something daring and different. And by going at it with the ZBC, we’re delivering that.”
“Yes sir.” She replied. “But there are concerns about-“
“Rach, who runs NUBG, you or me?”
“You do, sir.”
“And who makes the decisions on how NUBG is run?”
“You do, sir.” She repeated, a tad reluctantly.
“See?” Heywood took a drag off his cigar. “And do you know why I run NUBG?” He asked. “Because I’m the only guy with the creativity and the balls to do it.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Rach, we took a major hit in the arse when we lost that arena earlier this year.” He explained, a sudden serious tone to his voice. “And we have to make that back. These battles against the ZBC have been a big part of it. We’ve done well so far. Not enough to pay for what we lost, but more then enough to keep us above water. And while the backers may be grumbling, they certainly are still keeping the cash rolling in. And do you know why they do that, Rach?”
“No sir.” She replied, even though she did. She felt that it would be beneficial to let Heywood get this out of his system.
“Because, deep down, they like what we sell, Rach.” He explained. “They like the blood, the violence, the chance that some guy will be suddenly offed. They get their kicks off it, actually. They enjoy every second of it. They want something horrible, something confrontational that disrupts and jars their cushy lives while still being entertained. And that’s why they keep pumping money into us, Rach. That’s why they always will.”
“Yes sir.”
“You see, Rach, I know what the people want.” He explained. “Years ago, I ran a fan magazine about Zoid battles. Now while a lot of people thought that Zoid battles were exciting, I found the ZBC stiff to be crap-arse boring. But when I saw stuff on illegal, unsanctioned battles, now that was interesting. So I printed stuff, and saw that it was popular.”
“And that’s how I ended up here, Rach, running the planet’s first and only organized illegal Zoid battle ring.” He grinned. “I know what the fans want, Rach. Not the average Joe with his wife, kids and mortgage who turns up to the ZBC battles, cheers for Generic Team A and buys a few shirts. No, I know what the smart fans, the cool fans, the ones who actually have a clue as to what’s going on want. It’s for them that I do this Rach. I’m one of them, and I have never forgotten my origins.”
“And besides, there’s a subtle irony to this all.” He leered. “You see, I hate big companies. I hate the filthy rich. I hate those morons who think that just because they’ve got a big wad they can tell me what to do. And look at how it turns out. Here’s me with a bunch of Big Money behind me. It’s those people who give me my income, Rach. Ironic, isn’t it?”
“Yes sir.” She admitted.
“So for now, the plan is to keep going how we are.” He leaned back on his chair. “I want to do another invasion soon, though, and take another shot at that team. The betting’s getting too good for me to pass it up. Everyone wants to see their faces getting rubbed in it, Rach, and they know that NUBG is the best place to see it happen.”
He grinned as broadly as he could. “And besides, I have a special plan for what to do next. A nicely ironic one, at that.”
“Sir?”
“I think its time to find some use for one of our long-term Guests.” He replied. “Given that she’s responsible for all this crap, I think that it’d make for an amusing battle, don’t you?”
“I really couldn’t say, sir.”
“Heh, there ya go. That’s why I’m the boss here. Because I know what’s going on.”
“Of course you do, sir,” she finished with some reluctance.
*****
With everyone suddenly out and about and, more to the point, doing different things, Tasch had found that she suddenly had the base all to herself. It wasn't something she was that used to; usually there were at least two people here at a time, and when they went out, they tended to do things in groups. So it had left her with a lot of time on her hands and no idea of what to do with it.
She and Stephen had already done all the work they needed on the team's Zoids, getting them all into full running condition after the battle. A lot of the damage had been a lighter then she had expected, which had made their job a lot easier, as well as easing up the strain on their depleted supplies.
So instead, Tasch had decided to take the time out to do something that she had been putting off for a while, which she felt bad about. It was something that she had meant to do regularly, but, well, never had. She stat down on the couch, her laptop in front of her and began typing, writing out a letter to her older sister.
The two of them had been close when younger but her sister had left home a while ago. They kind of lost track after that, her sister having gotten a job that meant she traveled a lot. The result was that they rarely wrote to each other and almost never saw each other.
Worst part of it was, Tasch couldn’t even reMember what she did for a job.
Heya Siske.
Tasch here, but you probably figured all that from the header. Sorry I haven’t written in such a long time, but the tournament and other stuff has kept me very busy. This is the first good chance I’ve gotten in a bit to write and stuff.
Anyways, my team - actually, I really should tell you about the team now that I know them a lot better, cause last letter I barely knew them. Anyways, my team are pretty cool. They’ve now got a name, being called the Broken Chairs. It’s a neat name because nobody else has a team name like that, you know. We had to make sure of that, so we had a big argument over it all.
Most of them are okay though. Stephen acts like he’s the boss and since he’s got the biggest Zoid and he’s taller then anyone else it seems fair. He does know what he’s doing though and is very good at planning and stuff like that. He does get angry a lot though and sometimes gets all shouty. But generally he’s okay if you don’t annoy him that much. He’s also decently good at fixing Zoids and stuff, which is always handy.
Stephen used to have a job as a technical support guy, which he says made him the Zoid pilot that he is today. He also collects guns, so I wonder if the two are related.
On the other hand, Neil’s kinda neat. He makes a lot of strange jokes and steals everyone’s chips but he does it in a nice way so then that’s all good with me. At first he wasn’t very talky but now he is, and he seems to always have something to say about something. But that’s in a nice way, mind you. Neil says that he’s a bad pilot and we should just use him as bait, but I think that he’s good. He beat a Death Raser the other day, so that ain’t too bad, especially in a Gunsniper.
Rose was a bit mean to start with and always seemed to be snapping at people, like we’d done something to her but we had no idea what it was. But she’s a lot better now, actually and seems to be pretty happy with the team. She’s a good pilot but she tends to ask a lot of strange questions. Like she keeps asking me how my brain works. How do I know? I ain’t a neurologist or anything like that.
All that being said, she needs to pull her pants up. Her underdaks keep hanging out of them.
Rose has got the most Zoid experience of all of us because her father was a famous Zoid pilot and ZBC champion. Her older sister is also a former champion. She dropped by once and was quite a friendly person. Rose pilots a Liger Zero and so does her sister, which makes me wonder if pointy cats don’t run in the family.
The NUBG, by comparison, are really not nice. Rose got into some trouble with them that wasn’t her fault and as a result they keep on trying to attack us. Fortunately we keep on beating them so it ain’t too bad. Rose tends to say that NUBG are stupid but Stephen thinks she’s being a bit presumptuous. I think I agree with her. After all, they keep on loosing to us and they keep on trying again.
The rest of the tourney is going well. We’re yet to loose a match and my own Zoid has never been disabled. In fact, it’s the only Zoid in the team that hasn’t been knocked out at least once so far, so that’s petty good to my mind. Of course, things are going to be getting a lot tougher from here, so we need to be careful. But I still feel confident, but not overconfident if you know what I mean.
We haven’t really thought about what we’ll do after the end of the season. I guess well find out when we get there. Personally I think we might want to do up the base a bit. While much of it is a nice shade of grey that I really like, nobody else seems to for some reason. But it is also a bit cold and damp and probably could use a few less holes in the roof. And then we need to do over the back of the place because it’s all a big mess of weeds and concrete rubble and stuff.
Anyway, I should probably go because this e-mail is already pretty long. Mum and dad say hi and wish you would write more often. I tell them not to worry because you’re pretty smart and can look after yourself but, well, you know how mum gets. I hope to hear from you soon and maybe you can drop round and say “hi” if you’re ever in town.
Love, Tasch
She gave the E-mail a quick once over, then sent it off. “Well that’s done” she added, flopping back onto the couch. “Now what in the heck am I meant to do with the rest of the evening?”
*****
Neil was rather impressed by the Venom Team's base. It was a nice and neat little affair that had been purpose built, rather then being some structure that had been converted over at some point in its life. It was in the middle of a suburb of similar such structures; in essence a ready-made Zoid team community.
"Nice." He said to himself as he walked up to the base. "Very nice." He figured that a place like this would be far better for the team then their leaky reconditioned factory. But them he also figured that the waiting list for a place like this would be insane. Apparently, the city was only just ahead of the need for Zoid facilities, and this year had been the closest they'd ever come to a housing shortage. There were more new suburbs like this being built, but they wouldn't be ready until next season.
Snacks in hand and pack full of gear, he knocked on the front door of the base. After a moment, the door swung open, Laura inside. "Oh, hey there, Neil." She began, a pleasant smile on her face.
"Hi there, Laura." He replied. "I bought snacks."
"As did everyone else." She laughed. "We're in snackfood heaven tonight."
"Cool beans." He replied. "Lead on."
She lead him into a large living room where several other people were gathered around a pair of tables. While a little smaller than the living room in their base, it at the same time looked a lot more livable. The fact that it opened to a wide porch and that the walls weren't all rendered in plain grey concrete probably had something to do with it.
"Neil's here!" Laura called out to the other Members of the room.
"Cool." Nadia spoke up from the far end of the table. She was seated behind a cardboard screen, all but invisible. "Take a seat, Neil and we'll make a silly attempt to get started."
Neil pulled up one nearest to her, sitting opposite Laura. "How far gone are we?"
"We're working on characters now, so feel free to get rolling." Nadia replied. "Oh, and say hi to the team. Besides Laura, there's Akira over there. Jake's just outside, having a *Watch your language!* before we start."
"This is a non-smoking base." Laura added. "And no dumping the ash in the potplants either!" She hastily called out through the door.
"That's cool. I don't smoke, unless I'm on fire."
Nadia giggled at him. "Good one."
"Hey there." He offered a hand to Akira. "Nice to meetcha. You're the Storm Sworder pilot from the Renegade Legion, right?"
"I am, yes." Akira nodded. "And it is good to meet you."
"You didn't strike me as the RPer kind." Neil commented. "But it takes all sorts."
"Indeed. I do enjoy a good game, actually."
"Who knows. So you got a character?"
"Yes I do." He handed a sheet to Neil. "I'm playing a Human Samurai."
For some reason Neil wasn't surprised. "That’s the Samurai base class from Warrior's Guide, or the one from Mystic East?"
"The ME one."
"Aaaah. The non-broken one." He handed the sheet back. "Good to meet ya. I think that this should be fun."
"I'm playing a Halfling Sorceress." Laura spoke up.
"Amusing combo." Neil replied.
"It’s different, and that's what I like." She continued. "I call her Tiffie, which is the same as my World of Zoids character."
"So you're a MMORPGer as well as a TTRPGer, eh?" Neil asked, Laura nodding in reply. "How's that game going? I put my account on hold a while back when I set out traveling, and haven't been arsed reactivating it."
"Well, the Digardo side has managed to degenerate into a total cesspool." She shrugged. "With each patch they either Munchkin or Nerf the Hell Armour. It got so bad at one point that stock Saber Tigers could knock 'em out with their back guns. So now the Digardos are only played as Alts by veterans looking for a few laughs or by total noobs who thing they're cool."
"That bad?" He asked as he opened a bag of chips, pouring then into a bowl on the table.
"Definitely." Laura took a sip from her drink. "Just yesterday, Tiffie was in her Brachiotort, digging for Zi-metal on the Foobah plains. Anyways, some guy called BloodRaven_Deathshadow from the Bloody Death Reapers barges up to me in a Biomegaraptor and demands to get all PvPish on me."
"Wait, you were in a Brachiotort?"
"They're fun." She shrugged. "Anyways, our levels were about the same, so I said I'd think about it. I got up a bit of distance, accepted the fight and drop an AZ ICBM on his head. End of battle."
"Noice. Did he take it well?"
"Threatened me with badly spelt retaliation and ran off." She finished. "Amusing, as you can imagine."
"Definitely." He looked at her. "So who's your Clan? If I ever get back online, I might have to join ya."
"We're called the Fluffy Bunny People, and were Republican-aligned. We're tough because we can call ourselves that."
"Amusing." Neil smirked.
"And as a Member of Zeekdobers ate my Baby, I am mortally opposed to her." Nadia spoke up. "Our two Clans have been feuding forever, mainly over who has the silliest names."
"I love it." He turned to Akira. "So are you a part of this?"
"No, but I do play a bit of Eternal Journey every now and then." He replied.
"Never played it, but know guys who do." Neil commented as he took a few chips. "What's your character?"
"A human Samurai."
"I see..." He glanced back at Nadia. "Hey, uh, what rules are we using?"
"Four point two five." She replied. "That's taking all the best bits of Fourth ed and all the Least Bad bits of the Revision."
"Makes sense. Anything I need to know?"
"Only if you plan to play a Ranger." She replied.
"That's a no."
"So what are you going for?" Laura asked. "We have Sword Dude and Spell Slinger."
"Well, you’ll need a Token Healer and a Fillerbunny." Neil commented. "I'll do either. I often do."
"Sure... Hey Jake! What are you playing?"
"I dunno." Came the voice from outside. "Probably a thief."
"Token Healer it is." He finished. "I might do Druid, just for a change."
"Please do." Nadia called out. "Druids are underrated. Druids are fun. Druids make everything better."
"Guess who picked up a copy of Warriors of the Wild and has never ever used it?" Laura added with a smirk.
"Damn, you figured me out." Nadia raised her hands in the air in a gesture of mock surrender. "You've gotten into my head and already know all my evil plans."
"Ah, I'm sure there will be a few surprises." Neil added. "And I'm sure this will be a great night."
*****
Chapter Ten - Real Life
By Rick R.
*****
Stephen confidently strolled into the Broken Chairs' main living room, throwing off his jacket and flinging it at a random chair. He glanced around the room as the rest of the team entered, grinning broadly. "Well done, guys." He called out. "I know I said this earlier but... that was a great battle. I'm very proud of all of you people."
"Great?" Rose commented. "That was a pushover. It was certainly not what I'd expect at this stage of the competition."
"Well I'm not complaining." Need added as he stepped past her. "At this stage of the game, an easy win is rather nice."
"Yeah, it is." Tasch added. "Because it means that you can kick back and relax an' not have to worry about havin' to fix up all our Zoids afterwards." She paused. "Well, y'all do need to get the Zodis fixed, but not that much. An' certainly none of 'em got disabled, so its nowhere near as bad as it could have been.
"...what she said." Neil added. "I, for one, am glad we managed to go a round without the NUBG sticking their noses into things. I'm certainly getting sick of those guys."
"Well, hopefully we won't have to worry about them for too much longer." Stephen added.
"Say what?" Rose asked. "What's this?"
"Don't tell me you've decided to write them a formal apology." Neil replied. "You could say 'We're sorry we beat up all your Zoids and let the police in on your secret arena. We're also sorry that your pilots are all a bunch of terminal dumbarses. We won't let it happen again. Love and kisses, Big Steve.'"
"Very funny, Neil." Stephen began.
"I don't think that's work." Tasch added. "You'd need to be a bit more sincere. An' maybe apoliogise for Rose not wanting to join NUBG."
"I don't think that anything would make me join NUBG." Rose added. "I have too much self-esteem."
"But what if you infiltrated NUBG under an alias." Tasch began. "You use a secret identity and wear a mask so that nobody knows who you are, an' then work form the inside to destroy 'em. And you would get to be their top pilot, 'cause you’re a good pilot and all mysterious an' stuff and then... at the vital moment, you betray 'em all, and flee under another alias so they'll never find ya."
There was a pause. "Naw, that'd be silly." She added.
"Before Tasch hurts my head some more, can you explain what you mean?" Neil asked.
"I can't say anything for certain." He admitted. "I'm hunting around for more info on the NUBG, seeing if we can find out more about them and, more to the point, if we can do anything about them."
"What, like whack them before they can whack us sort of thing?" Neil asked. "Isn't that a little vigilante like?"
"I'm beginning to think that we can't just sit back and let them come to us." Stephen explained. "We need to do something about them."
"Well good luck then." Neil commented. "Tell me how it goes. I'm going to be elsewhere."
"Dare I ask?" Rose began. "And will they have enough food for you to filch?"
"Very funny." He commented. "Naw, me and a bunch of other pilots are getting together and doing, uh, stuff."
"Stuff?" She continued. "Care to clarify that?"
"Just... stuff." He added. "Like I'm sure you and Drake will be doing, from the sounds of things."
Rose was temporarily taken aback, surprised by what he'd said. "Drake and I are just friends." She explained. "We share a mutual interest, that's all."
"Suuuure you do." He nodded. "So you’re going to... let me guess... tell him about what the K-Wolf pilot in today’s battle did, so he can analyze it and comment on both his style and your own, right?"
"Of course not." She snapped.
"Whoa, okay." He raised his hands defensively. "Sorry to bring it up."
"Okay you two, break it up." Stephen began. "Let's not spoil the mood with bickering."
"Yeah." Neil muttered. "Sorry to be a nag, Rose."
"It's fine." She smiled. "Neil, right now I don't think there's terribly much that could bother me."
*****
It was with a small degree of trepidation that Rachel walked into Heywood’s office, a bundle of papers in hand. She’d been going over things in the week since the battle at the city arena, and was not happy with what she was finding. She felt that NUBG was being lead in a direction that she was not comfortable with, and, more to the point, she wasn’t the only one who felt that way.
“Hey babe.” Heywood looked up from his computer screen. “What’s up?”
“I’ve been going over the last battle, sir.” She began. “Especially the, um, unexpected interference from the Black Hands team.” She’d been really caught off guard by that. As near as she could tell, nobody save for Heywood himself had known about it until the last minute.
“What about it, Rach?” He asked, rather indifferently.
“Well, their unexpected presence in the battle upset a lot of people who were expecting a clean fight between our team and the ZBC ones.” She began. “Ken Marsh believes that their interference cost his team the match more then any other element. And a number of our backers believe that this ongoing feud with the ZBC may be detrimental to our ongoing success.” She didn’t mention that she shared a lot of those opinions.
“Rach, the backers can bite my big fat hairy arse.” He stated as he lit up a cigar. “Do you know why?”
“No sir.”
“Because our battles, specifically those against the ZBC have been outrageously successful.” He explained, waving his cigar in the air. “Get this, Rach. The betting alone from those two battles has been more then anything else we’ve done since the start of the ZBC season. The amount we’ve made off that alone would be enough, but there’s a hell of a lot more.”
“Those two have scored more paying hits on our file downloads and disc sales then any other battle we’ve had this year.” He continued. “Only Shane and Julian’s ‘back from unspecified injury’ match against the Death Reavers team came close, and that was by a huge margin. Think about it; four of NUBG’s best pilots and the one battle, and they still wanted to see the ZBC more.”
“But the risks-“
“Don’t talk to me about the risks, Rach.” He cut her off. “Let’s take that match between the Lizards and that craphole in the Brach. Do you know what that match was like, Rach?”
“Well, no…”
“Utter crap.” He replied. “It was the sort of thing I’d expect out of some mudhole arena in outback Europa featuring two pig farmers going at it. It was as boring as Zabatcrap, and about as heavily bet on. And the worst part is, Rach, too many of our matches are like that. The audience is sick of the formula, sick of the same old same old crap. What thy want is something edgy and tense, something daring and different. And by going at it with the ZBC, we’re delivering that.”
“Yes sir.” She replied. “But there are concerns about-“
“Rach, who runs NUBG, you or me?”
“You do, sir.”
“And who makes the decisions on how NUBG is run?”
“You do, sir.” She repeated, a tad reluctantly.
“See?” Heywood took a drag off his cigar. “And do you know why I run NUBG?” He asked. “Because I’m the only guy with the creativity and the balls to do it.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Rach, we took a major hit in the arse when we lost that arena earlier this year.” He explained, a sudden serious tone to his voice. “And we have to make that back. These battles against the ZBC have been a big part of it. We’ve done well so far. Not enough to pay for what we lost, but more then enough to keep us above water. And while the backers may be grumbling, they certainly are still keeping the cash rolling in. And do you know why they do that, Rach?”
“No sir.” She replied, even though she did. She felt that it would be beneficial to let Heywood get this out of his system.
“Because, deep down, they like what we sell, Rach.” He explained. “They like the blood, the violence, the chance that some guy will be suddenly offed. They get their kicks off it, actually. They enjoy every second of it. They want something horrible, something confrontational that disrupts and jars their cushy lives while still being entertained. And that’s why they keep pumping money into us, Rach. That’s why they always will.”
“Yes sir.”
“You see, Rach, I know what the people want.” He explained. “Years ago, I ran a fan magazine about Zoid battles. Now while a lot of people thought that Zoid battles were exciting, I found the ZBC stiff to be crap-arse boring. But when I saw stuff on illegal, unsanctioned battles, now that was interesting. So I printed stuff, and saw that it was popular.”
“And that’s how I ended up here, Rach, running the planet’s first and only organized illegal Zoid battle ring.” He grinned. “I know what the fans want, Rach. Not the average Joe with his wife, kids and mortgage who turns up to the ZBC battles, cheers for Generic Team A and buys a few shirts. No, I know what the smart fans, the cool fans, the ones who actually have a clue as to what’s going on want. It’s for them that I do this Rach. I’m one of them, and I have never forgotten my origins.”
“And besides, there’s a subtle irony to this all.” He leered. “You see, I hate big companies. I hate the filthy rich. I hate those morons who think that just because they’ve got a big wad they can tell me what to do. And look at how it turns out. Here’s me with a bunch of Big Money behind me. It’s those people who give me my income, Rach. Ironic, isn’t it?”
“Yes sir.” She admitted.
“So for now, the plan is to keep going how we are.” He leaned back on his chair. “I want to do another invasion soon, though, and take another shot at that team. The betting’s getting too good for me to pass it up. Everyone wants to see their faces getting rubbed in it, Rach, and they know that NUBG is the best place to see it happen.”
He grinned as broadly as he could. “And besides, I have a special plan for what to do next. A nicely ironic one, at that.”
“Sir?”
“I think its time to find some use for one of our long-term Guests.” He replied. “Given that she’s responsible for all this crap, I think that it’d make for an amusing battle, don’t you?”
“I really couldn’t say, sir.”
“Heh, there ya go. That’s why I’m the boss here. Because I know what’s going on.”
“Of course you do, sir,” she finished with some reluctance.
*****
With everyone suddenly out and about and, more to the point, doing different things, Tasch had found that she suddenly had the base all to herself. It wasn't something she was that used to; usually there were at least two people here at a time, and when they went out, they tended to do things in groups. So it had left her with a lot of time on her hands and no idea of what to do with it.
She and Stephen had already done all the work they needed on the team's Zoids, getting them all into full running condition after the battle. A lot of the damage had been a lighter then she had expected, which had made their job a lot easier, as well as easing up the strain on their depleted supplies.
So instead, Tasch had decided to take the time out to do something that she had been putting off for a while, which she felt bad about. It was something that she had meant to do regularly, but, well, never had. She stat down on the couch, her laptop in front of her and began typing, writing out a letter to her older sister.
The two of them had been close when younger but her sister had left home a while ago. They kind of lost track after that, her sister having gotten a job that meant she traveled a lot. The result was that they rarely wrote to each other and almost never saw each other.
Worst part of it was, Tasch couldn’t even reMember what she did for a job.
Heya Siske.
Tasch here, but you probably figured all that from the header. Sorry I haven’t written in such a long time, but the tournament and other stuff has kept me very busy. This is the first good chance I’ve gotten in a bit to write and stuff.
Anyways, my team - actually, I really should tell you about the team now that I know them a lot better, cause last letter I barely knew them. Anyways, my team are pretty cool. They’ve now got a name, being called the Broken Chairs. It’s a neat name because nobody else has a team name like that, you know. We had to make sure of that, so we had a big argument over it all.
Most of them are okay though. Stephen acts like he’s the boss and since he’s got the biggest Zoid and he’s taller then anyone else it seems fair. He does know what he’s doing though and is very good at planning and stuff like that. He does get angry a lot though and sometimes gets all shouty. But generally he’s okay if you don’t annoy him that much. He’s also decently good at fixing Zoids and stuff, which is always handy.
Stephen used to have a job as a technical support guy, which he says made him the Zoid pilot that he is today. He also collects guns, so I wonder if the two are related.
On the other hand, Neil’s kinda neat. He makes a lot of strange jokes and steals everyone’s chips but he does it in a nice way so then that’s all good with me. At first he wasn’t very talky but now he is, and he seems to always have something to say about something. But that’s in a nice way, mind you. Neil says that he’s a bad pilot and we should just use him as bait, but I think that he’s good. He beat a Death Raser the other day, so that ain’t too bad, especially in a Gunsniper.
Rose was a bit mean to start with and always seemed to be snapping at people, like we’d done something to her but we had no idea what it was. But she’s a lot better now, actually and seems to be pretty happy with the team. She’s a good pilot but she tends to ask a lot of strange questions. Like she keeps asking me how my brain works. How do I know? I ain’t a neurologist or anything like that.
All that being said, she needs to pull her pants up. Her underdaks keep hanging out of them.
Rose has got the most Zoid experience of all of us because her father was a famous Zoid pilot and ZBC champion. Her older sister is also a former champion. She dropped by once and was quite a friendly person. Rose pilots a Liger Zero and so does her sister, which makes me wonder if pointy cats don’t run in the family.
The NUBG, by comparison, are really not nice. Rose got into some trouble with them that wasn’t her fault and as a result they keep on trying to attack us. Fortunately we keep on beating them so it ain’t too bad. Rose tends to say that NUBG are stupid but Stephen thinks she’s being a bit presumptuous. I think I agree with her. After all, they keep on loosing to us and they keep on trying again.
The rest of the tourney is going well. We’re yet to loose a match and my own Zoid has never been disabled. In fact, it’s the only Zoid in the team that hasn’t been knocked out at least once so far, so that’s petty good to my mind. Of course, things are going to be getting a lot tougher from here, so we need to be careful. But I still feel confident, but not overconfident if you know what I mean.
We haven’t really thought about what we’ll do after the end of the season. I guess well find out when we get there. Personally I think we might want to do up the base a bit. While much of it is a nice shade of grey that I really like, nobody else seems to for some reason. But it is also a bit cold and damp and probably could use a few less holes in the roof. And then we need to do over the back of the place because it’s all a big mess of weeds and concrete rubble and stuff.
Anyway, I should probably go because this e-mail is already pretty long. Mum and dad say hi and wish you would write more often. I tell them not to worry because you’re pretty smart and can look after yourself but, well, you know how mum gets. I hope to hear from you soon and maybe you can drop round and say “hi” if you’re ever in town.
Love, Tasch
She gave the E-mail a quick once over, then sent it off. “Well that’s done” she added, flopping back onto the couch. “Now what in the heck am I meant to do with the rest of the evening?”
*****
Neil was rather impressed by the Venom Team's base. It was a nice and neat little affair that had been purpose built, rather then being some structure that had been converted over at some point in its life. It was in the middle of a suburb of similar such structures; in essence a ready-made Zoid team community.
"Nice." He said to himself as he walked up to the base. "Very nice." He figured that a place like this would be far better for the team then their leaky reconditioned factory. But them he also figured that the waiting list for a place like this would be insane. Apparently, the city was only just ahead of the need for Zoid facilities, and this year had been the closest they'd ever come to a housing shortage. There were more new suburbs like this being built, but they wouldn't be ready until next season.
Snacks in hand and pack full of gear, he knocked on the front door of the base. After a moment, the door swung open, Laura inside. "Oh, hey there, Neil." She began, a pleasant smile on her face.
"Hi there, Laura." He replied. "I bought snacks."
"As did everyone else." She laughed. "We're in snackfood heaven tonight."
"Cool beans." He replied. "Lead on."
She lead him into a large living room where several other people were gathered around a pair of tables. While a little smaller than the living room in their base, it at the same time looked a lot more livable. The fact that it opened to a wide porch and that the walls weren't all rendered in plain grey concrete probably had something to do with it.
"Neil's here!" Laura called out to the other Members of the room.
"Cool." Nadia spoke up from the far end of the table. She was seated behind a cardboard screen, all but invisible. "Take a seat, Neil and we'll make a silly attempt to get started."
Neil pulled up one nearest to her, sitting opposite Laura. "How far gone are we?"
"We're working on characters now, so feel free to get rolling." Nadia replied. "Oh, and say hi to the team. Besides Laura, there's Akira over there. Jake's just outside, having a *Watch your language!* before we start."
"This is a non-smoking base." Laura added. "And no dumping the ash in the potplants either!" She hastily called out through the door.
"That's cool. I don't smoke, unless I'm on fire."
Nadia giggled at him. "Good one."
"Hey there." He offered a hand to Akira. "Nice to meetcha. You're the Storm Sworder pilot from the Renegade Legion, right?"
"I am, yes." Akira nodded. "And it is good to meet you."
"You didn't strike me as the RPer kind." Neil commented. "But it takes all sorts."
"Indeed. I do enjoy a good game, actually."
"Who knows. So you got a character?"
"Yes I do." He handed a sheet to Neil. "I'm playing a Human Samurai."
For some reason Neil wasn't surprised. "That’s the Samurai base class from Warrior's Guide, or the one from Mystic East?"
"The ME one."
"Aaaah. The non-broken one." He handed the sheet back. "Good to meet ya. I think that this should be fun."
"I'm playing a Halfling Sorceress." Laura spoke up.
"Amusing combo." Neil replied.
"It’s different, and that's what I like." She continued. "I call her Tiffie, which is the same as my World of Zoids character."
"So you're a MMORPGer as well as a TTRPGer, eh?" Neil asked, Laura nodding in reply. "How's that game going? I put my account on hold a while back when I set out traveling, and haven't been arsed reactivating it."
"Well, the Digardo side has managed to degenerate into a total cesspool." She shrugged. "With each patch they either Munchkin or Nerf the Hell Armour. It got so bad at one point that stock Saber Tigers could knock 'em out with their back guns. So now the Digardos are only played as Alts by veterans looking for a few laughs or by total noobs who thing they're cool."
"That bad?" He asked as he opened a bag of chips, pouring then into a bowl on the table.
"Definitely." Laura took a sip from her drink. "Just yesterday, Tiffie was in her Brachiotort, digging for Zi-metal on the Foobah plains. Anyways, some guy called BloodRaven_Deathshadow from the Bloody Death Reapers barges up to me in a Biomegaraptor and demands to get all PvPish on me."
"Wait, you were in a Brachiotort?"
"They're fun." She shrugged. "Anyways, our levels were about the same, so I said I'd think about it. I got up a bit of distance, accepted the fight and drop an AZ ICBM on his head. End of battle."
"Noice. Did he take it well?"
"Threatened me with badly spelt retaliation and ran off." She finished. "Amusing, as you can imagine."
"Definitely." He looked at her. "So who's your Clan? If I ever get back online, I might have to join ya."
"We're called the Fluffy Bunny People, and were Republican-aligned. We're tough because we can call ourselves that."
"Amusing." Neil smirked.
"And as a Member of Zeekdobers ate my Baby, I am mortally opposed to her." Nadia spoke up. "Our two Clans have been feuding forever, mainly over who has the silliest names."
"I love it." He turned to Akira. "So are you a part of this?"
"No, but I do play a bit of Eternal Journey every now and then." He replied.
"Never played it, but know guys who do." Neil commented as he took a few chips. "What's your character?"
"A human Samurai."
"I see..." He glanced back at Nadia. "Hey, uh, what rules are we using?"
"Four point two five." She replied. "That's taking all the best bits of Fourth ed and all the Least Bad bits of the Revision."
"Makes sense. Anything I need to know?"
"Only if you plan to play a Ranger." She replied.
"That's a no."
"So what are you going for?" Laura asked. "We have Sword Dude and Spell Slinger."
"Well, you’ll need a Token Healer and a Fillerbunny." Neil commented. "I'll do either. I often do."
"Sure... Hey Jake! What are you playing?"
"I dunno." Came the voice from outside. "Probably a thief."
"Token Healer it is." He finished. "I might do Druid, just for a change."
"Please do." Nadia called out. "Druids are underrated. Druids are fun. Druids make everything better."
"Guess who picked up a copy of Warriors of the Wild and has never ever used it?" Laura added with a smirk.
"Damn, you figured me out." Nadia raised her hands in the air in a gesture of mock surrender. "You've gotten into my head and already know all my evil plans."
"Ah, I'm sure there will be a few surprises." Neil added. "And I'm sure this will be a great night."
*****