Post by Deadborder on Sept 16, 2005 7:20:33 GMT -5
Pointy Muses Fic
Chapter Seven - Some Days, Some Nights
By Rick R.
*****
Stephen quietly snuck through the undergrowth, looking around for his target. He'd just polished off the enemy soldier with a single shot form his sniper rifle, but he knew that there would be another one around here somewhere. There always was. So his plan was simple. Stay low, sneak around and try to find them before they found him.
So far, the battle had been an odd one. His side had been better deployed, had managed to get the high ground, fielded better weapons and generally knew the terrain better. The other side seemed to have no idea what they were doing. Their soldiers fell prey to easy ambushes, they blundered around the landscape and they seemed to be very poorly equipped.
And yet, they were doing better. Their tactics were... odd. They were doing badly, yet they'd also had a devastating effect on his force. They'd been using very unconventional tactics that had caught him off guard, managing to cut down his forces in ways that he hadn't expected.
But now there was no sign of them. It wasn't good. he knew that there was nowhere that would be safe form them. Up a cliff, behind a waterfall, even inside his own bunker, they had been there for him, somehow. He'd managed to catch one of them in the open, and take them out before they could strike. Now if only he knew where the next one was.
Then he heard a noise, the whining of an electric motor in the distance. He reconised it; the same sound had been the last thing all the others had heard before - He spun around, only to find himself face-to-face with an oncoming buggy. He was struck head on and send flying, his mangled body flopping to the ground some distance away.
"RED TEAM WINS!"
"Yeah!" Tasch called out, holding up the X-Cube controller. "I did it! I won again!"
"Uhh.. yeah." Stephen commented, looking at the scoreboard. Tasch had just won her third deathmatch in a row; managing to beat all the others. She'd done rather well for someone who had clearly never played a single game of Corona in her life. Much like the way she piloted her Redler, her play style was unusual. She was terrible with most of the guns; only with a rocket launcher did she ever manage to hit someone, or a machinegun on full auto. But she was devastating with the Buggy.
Not the Buggy's machine gun, no. That’d be too easy. She was devastating with the Buggy itself. She'd get in then proceed to tear around the landscape and run people over. And it didn't matter where you were, she'd somehow manage to get you.
"I'm done." Stephen finished, putting his hands up. "Anyone else?"
"Not me." Neil shook his head. "I'm crap enough as it is. I don’t want to face her again."
"Tell ya what." Rose spoke up. "I'll take you on instead, Neil."
"Well, you'll thrash me, but it'll be better then what she'd do." He replied as he walked over to the couch, taking the controller for, Tasch. She stood, and walked over to the bench where she had kept her laptop.
"Remind me, why did we blow all this money on a used X-Cube anyway?" Stephen asked.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time, I guess." Rose finished. "Besides, its a good way to waste time and blow off steam."
"Well... yeah." He admitted as he stood, letting her take his place.
"Hey guys" Tasch spoke up before the other two got started. "Someone’s sent us an invite." She pointed to a new mail message on her computer's screen.
"Don't open it." Neil commented without even looking. "It’s probably spam."
"Naw, it’s from the ZBC and all." Tasch continued. "And sure as heck it looks official."
Stephen peered over her shoulder, looking at the screen. "Hmm... it does too." He commented. "Mind if I take a look?"
"Sure. Go ahead." She added.
Stephen took her place, opening up the E-mail. "Aha!" He began. "Looks like its a sponsorship event."
"A wha?" Neil asked.
"Yeah." Stephen bought up the info form the message. "Short version is that its a party of sorts for pilots, held at one of the city's bigger and flashier pubs."
"Party sounds good." Rose commented.
"It’s being sponsored by Schleiter Wulf Breweries." He commented. "I suspect that they see it as a chance to push their name around the Zoid warrior community and get some recognition. And if a few Zoid pilots turn out to like their stuff, it’s a bonus."
"Well that ain't gonna work." Tasch commented. "Cause I don't drink."
"It’s cool, Tasch." Neil commented. "Come along for the atmosphere and the socialising. We'll drink your share."
"I like the sound of it." Rose spoke up. "I figure that the place will be crawling with sponsorship scouts, looking for some names to sing up to push their products." One of the bigger advantages of being an official ZBC Zoid Warrior was a certain degree of fame that came with it. Zoid warriors were, after all, sports stars. Through the sports news, they got their names and faces on television and newspapers across the word - after all Zoid battling was the biggest and most glamorous sport there was. And while there were national and even regional Zoid battling circuits, the ZBC was the biggest and most prestigious orgnaisation.
There were often numerous advantages to this fame. Many pilots had gotten second careers out of doing commercials and product endorsements; be they for shoes, drinks, clothes, food or whatever else. The holy grail, of course, was to do Zoid endorsements; nothing said that you had made it big more then being asked to promote the Zoid that had got you there. Potential sponsors were always out for new faces to push their products, giving them yet another incentive to perform well.
"Events like this were a chance for sponsors to get to meet the warriors and see who could be their next public face." Rose explained. "So this could be a big chance for us to get some recognition."
"You're real big on all this publicity stuff, aren't you?" Neil needled.
"Well, dad managed to land a few great product endorsement deals." He explained. "He met my mum while they were shooting a commercial and hit it off from there." She smiled. "So you could say that I owe everything to such deals."
"Well then yay for the power of capitalisim and market forces then." He smirked.
"Well, I must admit that I like the idea." Stephen concluded. "We can get a little publicity and a lot of drinks, as well as a chance to rub shoulders with other Zoid pilots and get to know them better. And who knows, we may yet pick up something useful from solcialising."
"And it’s not like we’re ever gonna host a party here." Rose noted. 'Not unless we decided that the theme was sort of industrial grunge and you all had to come in your worst gear."
"Well..." Tasch commented. "You know, I got this old specialty hazmat suit back at home. Its both old and industrial... would that do?"
There was a brief pause. "That would be..." Rose finally spoke up. "It would be very you, Tasch."
"You think?"
"Oh yeah. Very distinctive look. Nobody else would think of it."
Tasch considered this and then nodded. "Well that’s okay then." She finished. "I might have to get it sent over, jus' in case we ever decide to hold this party."
"...I'm sure it'll be fine." Stephen finished.
"So when is this little shindig happening?" Neil asked.
"This Thursday night." Rose finished. "So that gives us a full day to recover form our hangovers before our next battle."
"Except for me." Tasch added. "I ain’t gonna be recovered form my hangover, 'cause I ain’t gonna get drunk to start with."
"Your logic is, as ever, flawless." Neil added with a smirk.
*****
Ron McGonnagle sat patiently on the park bench, watching the ducks as they slowly swam around the pond. Unlike a lot of the meetings he took part in, he'd actually arranged this one. He'd seen an opportunity come up, one that he knew his 'associates' would be interested in. Certainly, they'd be interested enough to pay him off for it.
He casually watched a mother and two children by the edge of the pond, then glanced around, doing a routine check for possible ZBC or PKB staff. The park offered a surprising degree of anonymity; people didn't expect you to do this sort of thing in broad daylight. At the same time, however, it paid to be careful. He hadn't gotten this far acting as the NUBG's top source of insider information for nothing.
He spotted Heywood approaching, doing his best to look casual. Casual in this case meant a shirt with buttons that were clearly straining to stay on, baggy pants, a disgusting flannel jacket and a baseball cap. Ron had to admit that the image worked; he didn’t look the part of the leader of an illegal Zoid battle orngaisation. Rather, he looked like an overweight, disgusting slob.... which wasn’t too far from the truth either, actually.
Heywood sat down next to him, Ron noting the food stains down the front of his shirt. Does he practice at being disgusting, or is it just something that comes naturally to him? he wondered. "Nice day, isn't it", he causally began.
"Definitely." Heywood replied, looking straight ahead.
Glancing around, Ron could see that he was checking out a pair of sunbathers on the far side of the pond. Typical. "A bit of news has come up, one that I felt you might be interested in, given your current interest in one of our teams."
"Do tell."
"There's going to be a big sponsorship event at the Wild Elephander." He began, naming the club. "Most every team in the ZBC are invited, including that one you were watching."
"Huh..." He replied. "Could be good. We could get to know our opponents so to speak. See if we could find out more about them."
"Exactly." Ron stated. "I’ve heard the buzz; your backers are interested in seeing a ZBC versus NUBG battle sometime soon. I think that the particular team would make excellent opponents for some of your finest."
"They would, yes."
"Especially after what happened with those two pilots of yours." He commented. "I got a look at the PKB's report. There was nothing to definitively link your boys to what happened beyond the two witness statements of what they said. But, at the same time, they found a lot of debris on-site." He commented. "Whatever happened to those two did a very thorough job of it."
"Yeah, well we're still looking into that ourselves." Heywood grunted. "But the betting has certainly picked up as a result."
"And you haven't even secured a battle yet." Ron added. "Still, it would be interesting. Gonna use those two again?"
Heywood shook his head. "Both Zoids are still in the shop. The damage was very extensive."
"I'm surprised the X didn't just use its EMP attack to knock out those two to start with and get it over with."
Heywood glared at him for a second. "X doesn’t have an EMP weapon." He began.
Ron blinked, relaising he'd just made a mistake. "I meant the Spiner. Sorry, I was confused for a second."
"Right." Heywood muttered. "So what would it take to get, say, four invites to this little party?"
"I think a fair donation to the retirement fund would go nicely." Ron answered, giving his usual cover. His 'retirement fund' was a special private account that had been lined with bribes from various sources. "Oh, and one other thing too."
"Which is?"
"Tell me what team you're going to be using to whack those guys." Ron finished. "Trust me, I'm gonna be putting a big amount on them."
"Betting against the ZBC?"
"Well..." Ron commented. "Those guys have made my life very difficult, just as they have yours. I'm going to enjoy watching them go down hard."
*****
The Wild Elephander was normally one of the favorite hangouts of ZBC pilots. A large, modern and roomy place, it was run by a former Zoids Battle champion who had named it for his Zoid of choice. The walls were decorated with memorabilia; everything from photos of various Zoids and pilots to pictures of team logos to original registration forms and the like. Many of the pictures were signed by the warriors themselves, and it was considered to be something of an achievement to get your face up there.
The Broken Chairs casually stepped out of their taxi, walking straight up to the front door. After much debate, they'd all decided to go with a 'casual' look for the evening, pretty much going in their standard wear. It didn’t help that between them, Neil and Tasch didn't have anything beyond shirts, pants and their pilot suits.
The bouncer gave their invites a quick once over, then let them into the pub. It was already pretty full when they entered, with various Zoid warriors milling about, talking and, form the looks of things, consuming copious amounts of the sponsor's products. "I can see they're getting their money's worth out of this deal." Neil observed. "I figure you'll be the last person standing, Tasch."
"You reckon?" She began.
"Definitely"
"Right, here's the plan guys." Rose began. "Everyone get a drink and mingle. Talk to whoever you can. The more you pick up, the more good you can do our team."
"Being a little pushy, huh?" Neil commented. "Whatever happened to 'have a good time'?"
"Look, guys, this could be our big chance. Let's not blow it." Rose began. "We've got a good hook already, being the rookie team who have managed to get a string of victories despite the odds. It’s a great way to get stated."
"Just don't overdo it, Rose." Stephen added. "We're here to have a good time. Getting noticed is a bonus."
"Yeah, yeah." She muttered.
"Come on. You're being a bit too serious about this all." Stephen continued. "Lighten up."
"Did Stephen just tell someone to lighten up?" Neil whispered to Tasch.
"Yep, he did." She replied.
"...true." He realised that he wouldn't get any further. "So come on guys. Drinks and mingles."
Collecting their first round of drinks (Two expensive beers, one light beer and one lemonade) the four of them wandered into the bar, mingling in with the crowd.
"Well lookee here." A voice began as Stephen was slapped on the back. "If it isn't our giant robot monkey friend, Stephen." He turned around to see the source of the voice. Standing there was Miles Slate, the leader of the Firestorm team. He had a beer in his hand, and was looking to be a little tipsy already. "How's it going there, Stephen?"
"Not bad," he began, deciding not to mention what his team had been through in the last two weeks. "Yeah, we're all doing pretty well. And you?"
"Fan-bloody-tastic." He replied. "You shoulda seen our last battle. Four-one against the Lethal weapons; we kicked their arses and beat them down real good." He grinned. "And that was after a four-nil against the Winter Wolves." He grinned. “We rock, Stevie-baby."
"Good to hear." He replied. He had known for some people to get edgy about loosing the odd battle or carry grudges, especially if they blew a winning streak. But so far, Miles seemed to be doing okay. "We've been doing pretty dammed good ourselves; two wins in the last two weeks and all."
"So I heard." He replied. "You beat down them losers in the milk and whatsits team real good." Miles grinned. 'And then, what, three-one against the Venom team, blowing their winning streak out of the water. Pretty good work there."
"Well, thanks."
"'course, I heard that ... what’s her name.." He paused for a sec. "Rose, yeah, that was it. Rose got her Liger trashed by a Cannon Spider. Imagine that, huh? Top of the line pointed cat taken out by a crappy little Cannon Spider. You wouldn't have thought it, would you?"
"Well, no." He admitted. Damn it, he's not going to shut up about that, is he? Miles had a wedge he could use to needle the team with, in effect getting some degree of leg-up to compensate for their loss.
"Well, you know... these things happen." He continued. "And, well, the Gunsniper and Redler managed to win the battle for you guys in the end, so it’s all good."
"True that. I mean, Tasch did manage to finish off the Cannon Spider. She also did a pretty good job against that Koenig Wolf, if I recall."
"Yeah..." He took a siwg form his beer. "But then, I heard you guys have been having some other troubles." He continued.
"Oh?"
"Yeah." Miles grinned. "News is the tone of your people got in trouble with the NUBG and now they're gunnin for ya." He took another swig. "I mean, imagine that. A team that have the NUBG after them. BOy, oh boy, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when they come after you."
Stephen tightened his grip around his bottle, trying not to think about it. "Well, the NUBG have been pretty silent. They got two of their Zoids trashed trying to come after us, so maybe they'll leave off. After all, those Zoids are going to be expensive to repair, and in the end, it is all about money."
"I dunno." Miles continued. "I mean, if I was NUBG, that's what I'd do. I'd lie low, pretend that I've lost interest. Then, when my target lest expected it... bam! I'd come up and get them then. And they wouldn't be able to do a thing about it." He took another sip. "Boy, would I hate to be you."
Stephen quietly snarled to himself. Miles was deliberately trying to provoke him, trying to get some bad response. It was the sort of thing that had almost cost him his old job. Instead, he remained as calm as possible. ReMember, out think them. "Well, I think we can take care of ourselves." He commented.
"You sure about that?" Miles asked. "I mean, I took out your Kong real good."
"Yeah." He casually admitted. "But then, Rose took out your Death Raser pretty easily. And that was the girl who got trashed by a Cannon Spider, as you said." He took another swig form his bottle. "Funny how it works out."
Miles didn't respond, instead finishing off his beer. "Yeah, funny that." He muttered.
"And if Rose got trashed by a Cannon Spider, and you got trashed by her, then what does that say?" Stephen continued.
"Yeah, well..." He turned around. "Hey Eliot!" He called out over the bar. "Another beer here!"
"Sure thing, buddy!" A voice called back over the crowd.
He casually put the bottle aside. "So how about a rematch some day?" He asked, suddenly sounding a lot more serious.
"I'll have to see." Stephen replied. "Both are teams are pretty high up the ladder, and it's not likely that we'll both get into another match." He explained. "Unless we end up on the same amount of points in he last few rounds or something."
"Yeah, well..." he began. “It could happen. And I must admit, I wouldn't mind a rematch against you guys."
A chance to get some revenge for your loss, right? "Well, you never know. It could happen." Stephen shrugged. "And it was a close battle last time... maybe this time you guys will make it." He finished, deciding to emphasise the point. You lost. Admit it.
"Well, yeah." Miles muttered. "Scuse me." He turned around, heading back to the bar where his teammate was waiting with fresh beers.
"Thought so." He finished. Just after a cheap shot, I guess. Still ,I did well, all things considered.
*****
Of the four Members of the Broken Chairs, Neil was the only one who had any real apprehensions about this event. He would have happily admitted that he was not the most sociable of people. In any given party, he was the guy hanging around the back near the snack table, muttering the odd thing and then having another orderve. So this wasn't quite the place for him. And while he knew that everyone here would be another Zoid pilot, that didn’t help him much. What do I do, keep talking about Zoid battles all night?
Beer in hand, he wandered around, looking for a group to latch onto or, at the very least, some snacks to scarf. So far he hadn't had much luck. Great. Maybe I'll have to pay for bar snacks. And that should only cost a limb or two.
"Scuse me." A man muttered as he barged past him. Neil got a brief look at the man as he scurried off, recognising him as the Stealth Viper pilot from the Venom Team.
"Wonder where he was going in such a hurry?" He asked himself as he looked around. There was a woman standing nearby with rather big, blatantly coloured red and black hair, who seemed to be searching for someone. Figuring what was going on, he quietly slipped away, deciding to leave them be.
Instead, he walked into another part of the bar, where he immediately spotted the girl who had lead the Venom team. She looked rather different her, her black synth-leather ensemble replaced with a rather plain cardigan and thick-rimmed glasses. She was talking to another girl, a rather attractive young woman with long black hair that sported several brown streaks and dark blue eyes, dressed in an overly tight, belly-baring shirt and rather stretched jeans.
Wonder who she is? He asked. Well, might as well butt in and say 'hi' at least. He walked over to the pair of them, a weak smile on his face. "Hey." He began. "Laura, from the Venom team, right?"
"Oh hey there." Laura began. "Neil, right? I reMember you. You got two of my team... and came up with that brilliant plan."
"Well, Tasch did all the work." He admitted. "I just leached the kills."
"And the XPs too, right?" The black-haired girl asked.
"Oh, I'm sorry..." Laura began. "This is Nadia Sverdolva, from the Iron Giants. She pilots an Elephander."
"Nice to meet you." Neil squeaked out. The Iron Giants were one of the top teams in the ZBC. And Neil had a healthy respect for Elephanders. They were very big. Then something clicked. "Wait, leached the XPs?"
"You know how it goes." Nadia continued. "One guy does all the work and whacks the monster, but they all get an equal share of the experience for it."
"Oh yeah, I know how that goes." He replied, suddenly interested in her. "There was this one guy, we called him agent wallflower. All he ever did was lob the odd rock at passing thugs, then hide when the actual fight began."
Laura nodded. "I had something like that happen in one campaign too. I was paying a barbarian who always went 'me go crazy nuts and whack things now' - and yes, I did do it with a silly voice and all, and smash everything up quick smart. And there was this total wusse of a Gnome who would go 'I'm backing you up! Really!' while he cast his best spell."
"Which was?" Nadia asked.
"Invisibility. Only, he cast it on himself."
"Nice." Neil began. "He didn't do anything, did he? He just cast ran away and showed up when it was time to divvy the loot and XPs, right?"
"Yeppers." Laura smirked. "Course, there was the one time we ran across a Sanggletoothed Hornswallger..."
"...Which see invisible" Neil continued.
"…and can swallow small creatures whole." Nadia finished. "Oh, very nice."
Neil grinned broadly. "So what's your deal with all this?" He asked Nadia.
"Oh, I know Laura from a PBEM game. I'm thinking of staring up a face-to-face one... seeing if i can get inter-team rivalries to translate into tabletop ones.
"Sounds fun." Neil continued. "Need more players?"
"Certainly." Nadia nodded. "So many Zoid warriors are obsessed with being cool that they don't want to play tabletop games... what with them being geek games and all."
"Oh, I know how that goes." Neil nodded, thinking immediately of Rose.
"Heya Neil." Tasch began as she walked over to him, drink in hand. He was glad to see that it was still lemonade. "How's it goin'?"
"Not too bad, actually." He replied. "You reMember Laura from the Venom team, I'm sure."
"Good too see y'all again." She said. "Especially after that last battle."
"Ah it's nothing." Laura replied. "We just do what we need to... and you're the one who deserves all the credit after that insane little move you pulled."
"And this is Nadia Sverdolva, from the Iron Giants team." He introduced her. "She pilots an Elephander."
"Elephander huh?" Tasch asked. "The guy who runs this place piloted an Elephander too. Ain't that a coincidence?"
"Funny that." She replied.
"You'll get used to it." Neil added. "Nadia, this is Tasch Stroermer. She's on my team."
"Nice to meet you." Nadia replied. "Hmm... that name... you're not form around here, I can see..." She looked at Tasch's eyes. "You're Nyxian... you’re not related to that Gilvader pilot, are you?"
"Why does everyone ask that?" She replied. "'cause I ain't."
"She gests that a lot." Neil added.
"Hey, its that team." Tasch suddenly spoke up as another group stepped in through the front door. "Yeah, the Black Hands."
Looking around, he could see Karl Schnautzer, Bill Peterson and Kuro Onishi stepping into the bar. "Oh great." He muttered. "It’s the cheese monkeys."
"More like a bunch of cheese-lovin' surrender monkeys." Tasch commented.
"The what?" Laura began.
"Cheese-lovin' surrender monkeys." Tasch repeated. "'cause they seem to be so good at loosin'."
Nadia burst out laughing at this response. "Wow!" She began. "Oh, great, that is the perfect description for them!" She slapped Tasch on the back. "How'd you think of that?"
"Well..." Tasch commented. "They act like monkeys, they are real cheesy with the rules and they loose a lot." She shrugged. "So they're cheese-lovin' surrender monkeys."
"You possess a very singular wit." She continued. "And having faced them before, I must agree with your nickname for them."
"And it’s a very amusing one." Laura added. "Where did you find her?"
"Well, I jus' thought of it, that's all." Tasch replied.
"She does that a lot." Neil added. "In fact, all the time."
"Your lives must be very amusing." Laura noted.
"You have no idea." Neil commented. Then he hoped that Laura didn't extend the gaming invite to Tasch.
*****
Chapter Seven - Some Days, Some Nights
By Rick R.
*****
Stephen quietly snuck through the undergrowth, looking around for his target. He'd just polished off the enemy soldier with a single shot form his sniper rifle, but he knew that there would be another one around here somewhere. There always was. So his plan was simple. Stay low, sneak around and try to find them before they found him.
So far, the battle had been an odd one. His side had been better deployed, had managed to get the high ground, fielded better weapons and generally knew the terrain better. The other side seemed to have no idea what they were doing. Their soldiers fell prey to easy ambushes, they blundered around the landscape and they seemed to be very poorly equipped.
And yet, they were doing better. Their tactics were... odd. They were doing badly, yet they'd also had a devastating effect on his force. They'd been using very unconventional tactics that had caught him off guard, managing to cut down his forces in ways that he hadn't expected.
But now there was no sign of them. It wasn't good. he knew that there was nowhere that would be safe form them. Up a cliff, behind a waterfall, even inside his own bunker, they had been there for him, somehow. He'd managed to catch one of them in the open, and take them out before they could strike. Now if only he knew where the next one was.
Then he heard a noise, the whining of an electric motor in the distance. He reconised it; the same sound had been the last thing all the others had heard before - He spun around, only to find himself face-to-face with an oncoming buggy. He was struck head on and send flying, his mangled body flopping to the ground some distance away.
"RED TEAM WINS!"
"Yeah!" Tasch called out, holding up the X-Cube controller. "I did it! I won again!"
"Uhh.. yeah." Stephen commented, looking at the scoreboard. Tasch had just won her third deathmatch in a row; managing to beat all the others. She'd done rather well for someone who had clearly never played a single game of Corona in her life. Much like the way she piloted her Redler, her play style was unusual. She was terrible with most of the guns; only with a rocket launcher did she ever manage to hit someone, or a machinegun on full auto. But she was devastating with the Buggy.
Not the Buggy's machine gun, no. That’d be too easy. She was devastating with the Buggy itself. She'd get in then proceed to tear around the landscape and run people over. And it didn't matter where you were, she'd somehow manage to get you.
"I'm done." Stephen finished, putting his hands up. "Anyone else?"
"Not me." Neil shook his head. "I'm crap enough as it is. I don’t want to face her again."
"Tell ya what." Rose spoke up. "I'll take you on instead, Neil."
"Well, you'll thrash me, but it'll be better then what she'd do." He replied as he walked over to the couch, taking the controller for, Tasch. She stood, and walked over to the bench where she had kept her laptop.
"Remind me, why did we blow all this money on a used X-Cube anyway?" Stephen asked.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time, I guess." Rose finished. "Besides, its a good way to waste time and blow off steam."
"Well... yeah." He admitted as he stood, letting her take his place.
"Hey guys" Tasch spoke up before the other two got started. "Someone’s sent us an invite." She pointed to a new mail message on her computer's screen.
"Don't open it." Neil commented without even looking. "It’s probably spam."
"Naw, it’s from the ZBC and all." Tasch continued. "And sure as heck it looks official."
Stephen peered over her shoulder, looking at the screen. "Hmm... it does too." He commented. "Mind if I take a look?"
"Sure. Go ahead." She added.
Stephen took her place, opening up the E-mail. "Aha!" He began. "Looks like its a sponsorship event."
"A wha?" Neil asked.
"Yeah." Stephen bought up the info form the message. "Short version is that its a party of sorts for pilots, held at one of the city's bigger and flashier pubs."
"Party sounds good." Rose commented.
"It’s being sponsored by Schleiter Wulf Breweries." He commented. "I suspect that they see it as a chance to push their name around the Zoid warrior community and get some recognition. And if a few Zoid pilots turn out to like their stuff, it’s a bonus."
"Well that ain't gonna work." Tasch commented. "Cause I don't drink."
"It’s cool, Tasch." Neil commented. "Come along for the atmosphere and the socialising. We'll drink your share."
"I like the sound of it." Rose spoke up. "I figure that the place will be crawling with sponsorship scouts, looking for some names to sing up to push their products." One of the bigger advantages of being an official ZBC Zoid Warrior was a certain degree of fame that came with it. Zoid warriors were, after all, sports stars. Through the sports news, they got their names and faces on television and newspapers across the word - after all Zoid battling was the biggest and most glamorous sport there was. And while there were national and even regional Zoid battling circuits, the ZBC was the biggest and most prestigious orgnaisation.
There were often numerous advantages to this fame. Many pilots had gotten second careers out of doing commercials and product endorsements; be they for shoes, drinks, clothes, food or whatever else. The holy grail, of course, was to do Zoid endorsements; nothing said that you had made it big more then being asked to promote the Zoid that had got you there. Potential sponsors were always out for new faces to push their products, giving them yet another incentive to perform well.
"Events like this were a chance for sponsors to get to meet the warriors and see who could be their next public face." Rose explained. "So this could be a big chance for us to get some recognition."
"You're real big on all this publicity stuff, aren't you?" Neil needled.
"Well, dad managed to land a few great product endorsement deals." He explained. "He met my mum while they were shooting a commercial and hit it off from there." She smiled. "So you could say that I owe everything to such deals."
"Well then yay for the power of capitalisim and market forces then." He smirked.
"Well, I must admit that I like the idea." Stephen concluded. "We can get a little publicity and a lot of drinks, as well as a chance to rub shoulders with other Zoid pilots and get to know them better. And who knows, we may yet pick up something useful from solcialising."
"And it’s not like we’re ever gonna host a party here." Rose noted. 'Not unless we decided that the theme was sort of industrial grunge and you all had to come in your worst gear."
"Well..." Tasch commented. "You know, I got this old specialty hazmat suit back at home. Its both old and industrial... would that do?"
There was a brief pause. "That would be..." Rose finally spoke up. "It would be very you, Tasch."
"You think?"
"Oh yeah. Very distinctive look. Nobody else would think of it."
Tasch considered this and then nodded. "Well that’s okay then." She finished. "I might have to get it sent over, jus' in case we ever decide to hold this party."
"...I'm sure it'll be fine." Stephen finished.
"So when is this little shindig happening?" Neil asked.
"This Thursday night." Rose finished. "So that gives us a full day to recover form our hangovers before our next battle."
"Except for me." Tasch added. "I ain’t gonna be recovered form my hangover, 'cause I ain’t gonna get drunk to start with."
"Your logic is, as ever, flawless." Neil added with a smirk.
*****
Ron McGonnagle sat patiently on the park bench, watching the ducks as they slowly swam around the pond. Unlike a lot of the meetings he took part in, he'd actually arranged this one. He'd seen an opportunity come up, one that he knew his 'associates' would be interested in. Certainly, they'd be interested enough to pay him off for it.
He casually watched a mother and two children by the edge of the pond, then glanced around, doing a routine check for possible ZBC or PKB staff. The park offered a surprising degree of anonymity; people didn't expect you to do this sort of thing in broad daylight. At the same time, however, it paid to be careful. He hadn't gotten this far acting as the NUBG's top source of insider information for nothing.
He spotted Heywood approaching, doing his best to look casual. Casual in this case meant a shirt with buttons that were clearly straining to stay on, baggy pants, a disgusting flannel jacket and a baseball cap. Ron had to admit that the image worked; he didn’t look the part of the leader of an illegal Zoid battle orngaisation. Rather, he looked like an overweight, disgusting slob.... which wasn’t too far from the truth either, actually.
Heywood sat down next to him, Ron noting the food stains down the front of his shirt. Does he practice at being disgusting, or is it just something that comes naturally to him? he wondered. "Nice day, isn't it", he causally began.
"Definitely." Heywood replied, looking straight ahead.
Glancing around, Ron could see that he was checking out a pair of sunbathers on the far side of the pond. Typical. "A bit of news has come up, one that I felt you might be interested in, given your current interest in one of our teams."
"Do tell."
"There's going to be a big sponsorship event at the Wild Elephander." He began, naming the club. "Most every team in the ZBC are invited, including that one you were watching."
"Huh..." He replied. "Could be good. We could get to know our opponents so to speak. See if we could find out more about them."
"Exactly." Ron stated. "I’ve heard the buzz; your backers are interested in seeing a ZBC versus NUBG battle sometime soon. I think that the particular team would make excellent opponents for some of your finest."
"They would, yes."
"Especially after what happened with those two pilots of yours." He commented. "I got a look at the PKB's report. There was nothing to definitively link your boys to what happened beyond the two witness statements of what they said. But, at the same time, they found a lot of debris on-site." He commented. "Whatever happened to those two did a very thorough job of it."
"Yeah, well we're still looking into that ourselves." Heywood grunted. "But the betting has certainly picked up as a result."
"And you haven't even secured a battle yet." Ron added. "Still, it would be interesting. Gonna use those two again?"
Heywood shook his head. "Both Zoids are still in the shop. The damage was very extensive."
"I'm surprised the X didn't just use its EMP attack to knock out those two to start with and get it over with."
Heywood glared at him for a second. "X doesn’t have an EMP weapon." He began.
Ron blinked, relaising he'd just made a mistake. "I meant the Spiner. Sorry, I was confused for a second."
"Right." Heywood muttered. "So what would it take to get, say, four invites to this little party?"
"I think a fair donation to the retirement fund would go nicely." Ron answered, giving his usual cover. His 'retirement fund' was a special private account that had been lined with bribes from various sources. "Oh, and one other thing too."
"Which is?"
"Tell me what team you're going to be using to whack those guys." Ron finished. "Trust me, I'm gonna be putting a big amount on them."
"Betting against the ZBC?"
"Well..." Ron commented. "Those guys have made my life very difficult, just as they have yours. I'm going to enjoy watching them go down hard."
*****
The Wild Elephander was normally one of the favorite hangouts of ZBC pilots. A large, modern and roomy place, it was run by a former Zoids Battle champion who had named it for his Zoid of choice. The walls were decorated with memorabilia; everything from photos of various Zoids and pilots to pictures of team logos to original registration forms and the like. Many of the pictures were signed by the warriors themselves, and it was considered to be something of an achievement to get your face up there.
The Broken Chairs casually stepped out of their taxi, walking straight up to the front door. After much debate, they'd all decided to go with a 'casual' look for the evening, pretty much going in their standard wear. It didn’t help that between them, Neil and Tasch didn't have anything beyond shirts, pants and their pilot suits.
The bouncer gave their invites a quick once over, then let them into the pub. It was already pretty full when they entered, with various Zoid warriors milling about, talking and, form the looks of things, consuming copious amounts of the sponsor's products. "I can see they're getting their money's worth out of this deal." Neil observed. "I figure you'll be the last person standing, Tasch."
"You reckon?" She began.
"Definitely"
"Right, here's the plan guys." Rose began. "Everyone get a drink and mingle. Talk to whoever you can. The more you pick up, the more good you can do our team."
"Being a little pushy, huh?" Neil commented. "Whatever happened to 'have a good time'?"
"Look, guys, this could be our big chance. Let's not blow it." Rose began. "We've got a good hook already, being the rookie team who have managed to get a string of victories despite the odds. It’s a great way to get stated."
"Just don't overdo it, Rose." Stephen added. "We're here to have a good time. Getting noticed is a bonus."
"Yeah, yeah." She muttered.
"Come on. You're being a bit too serious about this all." Stephen continued. "Lighten up."
"Did Stephen just tell someone to lighten up?" Neil whispered to Tasch.
"Yep, he did." She replied.
"...true." He realised that he wouldn't get any further. "So come on guys. Drinks and mingles."
Collecting their first round of drinks (Two expensive beers, one light beer and one lemonade) the four of them wandered into the bar, mingling in with the crowd.
"Well lookee here." A voice began as Stephen was slapped on the back. "If it isn't our giant robot monkey friend, Stephen." He turned around to see the source of the voice. Standing there was Miles Slate, the leader of the Firestorm team. He had a beer in his hand, and was looking to be a little tipsy already. "How's it going there, Stephen?"
"Not bad," he began, deciding not to mention what his team had been through in the last two weeks. "Yeah, we're all doing pretty well. And you?"
"Fan-bloody-tastic." He replied. "You shoulda seen our last battle. Four-one against the Lethal weapons; we kicked their arses and beat them down real good." He grinned. "And that was after a four-nil against the Winter Wolves." He grinned. “We rock, Stevie-baby."
"Good to hear." He replied. He had known for some people to get edgy about loosing the odd battle or carry grudges, especially if they blew a winning streak. But so far, Miles seemed to be doing okay. "We've been doing pretty dammed good ourselves; two wins in the last two weeks and all."
"So I heard." He replied. "You beat down them losers in the milk and whatsits team real good." Miles grinned. 'And then, what, three-one against the Venom team, blowing their winning streak out of the water. Pretty good work there."
"Well, thanks."
"'course, I heard that ... what’s her name.." He paused for a sec. "Rose, yeah, that was it. Rose got her Liger trashed by a Cannon Spider. Imagine that, huh? Top of the line pointed cat taken out by a crappy little Cannon Spider. You wouldn't have thought it, would you?"
"Well, no." He admitted. Damn it, he's not going to shut up about that, is he? Miles had a wedge he could use to needle the team with, in effect getting some degree of leg-up to compensate for their loss.
"Well, you know... these things happen." He continued. "And, well, the Gunsniper and Redler managed to win the battle for you guys in the end, so it’s all good."
"True that. I mean, Tasch did manage to finish off the Cannon Spider. She also did a pretty good job against that Koenig Wolf, if I recall."
"Yeah..." He took a siwg form his beer. "But then, I heard you guys have been having some other troubles." He continued.
"Oh?"
"Yeah." Miles grinned. "News is the tone of your people got in trouble with the NUBG and now they're gunnin for ya." He took another swig. "I mean, imagine that. A team that have the NUBG after them. BOy, oh boy, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when they come after you."
Stephen tightened his grip around his bottle, trying not to think about it. "Well, the NUBG have been pretty silent. They got two of their Zoids trashed trying to come after us, so maybe they'll leave off. After all, those Zoids are going to be expensive to repair, and in the end, it is all about money."
"I dunno." Miles continued. "I mean, if I was NUBG, that's what I'd do. I'd lie low, pretend that I've lost interest. Then, when my target lest expected it... bam! I'd come up and get them then. And they wouldn't be able to do a thing about it." He took another sip. "Boy, would I hate to be you."
Stephen quietly snarled to himself. Miles was deliberately trying to provoke him, trying to get some bad response. It was the sort of thing that had almost cost him his old job. Instead, he remained as calm as possible. ReMember, out think them. "Well, I think we can take care of ourselves." He commented.
"You sure about that?" Miles asked. "I mean, I took out your Kong real good."
"Yeah." He casually admitted. "But then, Rose took out your Death Raser pretty easily. And that was the girl who got trashed by a Cannon Spider, as you said." He took another swig form his bottle. "Funny how it works out."
Miles didn't respond, instead finishing off his beer. "Yeah, funny that." He muttered.
"And if Rose got trashed by a Cannon Spider, and you got trashed by her, then what does that say?" Stephen continued.
"Yeah, well..." He turned around. "Hey Eliot!" He called out over the bar. "Another beer here!"
"Sure thing, buddy!" A voice called back over the crowd.
He casually put the bottle aside. "So how about a rematch some day?" He asked, suddenly sounding a lot more serious.
"I'll have to see." Stephen replied. "Both are teams are pretty high up the ladder, and it's not likely that we'll both get into another match." He explained. "Unless we end up on the same amount of points in he last few rounds or something."
"Yeah, well..." he began. “It could happen. And I must admit, I wouldn't mind a rematch against you guys."
A chance to get some revenge for your loss, right? "Well, you never know. It could happen." Stephen shrugged. "And it was a close battle last time... maybe this time you guys will make it." He finished, deciding to emphasise the point. You lost. Admit it.
"Well, yeah." Miles muttered. "Scuse me." He turned around, heading back to the bar where his teammate was waiting with fresh beers.
"Thought so." He finished. Just after a cheap shot, I guess. Still ,I did well, all things considered.
*****
Of the four Members of the Broken Chairs, Neil was the only one who had any real apprehensions about this event. He would have happily admitted that he was not the most sociable of people. In any given party, he was the guy hanging around the back near the snack table, muttering the odd thing and then having another orderve. So this wasn't quite the place for him. And while he knew that everyone here would be another Zoid pilot, that didn’t help him much. What do I do, keep talking about Zoid battles all night?
Beer in hand, he wandered around, looking for a group to latch onto or, at the very least, some snacks to scarf. So far he hadn't had much luck. Great. Maybe I'll have to pay for bar snacks. And that should only cost a limb or two.
"Scuse me." A man muttered as he barged past him. Neil got a brief look at the man as he scurried off, recognising him as the Stealth Viper pilot from the Venom Team.
"Wonder where he was going in such a hurry?" He asked himself as he looked around. There was a woman standing nearby with rather big, blatantly coloured red and black hair, who seemed to be searching for someone. Figuring what was going on, he quietly slipped away, deciding to leave them be.
Instead, he walked into another part of the bar, where he immediately spotted the girl who had lead the Venom team. She looked rather different her, her black synth-leather ensemble replaced with a rather plain cardigan and thick-rimmed glasses. She was talking to another girl, a rather attractive young woman with long black hair that sported several brown streaks and dark blue eyes, dressed in an overly tight, belly-baring shirt and rather stretched jeans.
Wonder who she is? He asked. Well, might as well butt in and say 'hi' at least. He walked over to the pair of them, a weak smile on his face. "Hey." He began. "Laura, from the Venom team, right?"
"Oh hey there." Laura began. "Neil, right? I reMember you. You got two of my team... and came up with that brilliant plan."
"Well, Tasch did all the work." He admitted. "I just leached the kills."
"And the XPs too, right?" The black-haired girl asked.
"Oh, I'm sorry..." Laura began. "This is Nadia Sverdolva, from the Iron Giants. She pilots an Elephander."
"Nice to meet you." Neil squeaked out. The Iron Giants were one of the top teams in the ZBC. And Neil had a healthy respect for Elephanders. They were very big. Then something clicked. "Wait, leached the XPs?"
"You know how it goes." Nadia continued. "One guy does all the work and whacks the monster, but they all get an equal share of the experience for it."
"Oh yeah, I know how that goes." He replied, suddenly interested in her. "There was this one guy, we called him agent wallflower. All he ever did was lob the odd rock at passing thugs, then hide when the actual fight began."
Laura nodded. "I had something like that happen in one campaign too. I was paying a barbarian who always went 'me go crazy nuts and whack things now' - and yes, I did do it with a silly voice and all, and smash everything up quick smart. And there was this total wusse of a Gnome who would go 'I'm backing you up! Really!' while he cast his best spell."
"Which was?" Nadia asked.
"Invisibility. Only, he cast it on himself."
"Nice." Neil began. "He didn't do anything, did he? He just cast ran away and showed up when it was time to divvy the loot and XPs, right?"
"Yeppers." Laura smirked. "Course, there was the one time we ran across a Sanggletoothed Hornswallger..."
"...Which see invisible" Neil continued.
"…and can swallow small creatures whole." Nadia finished. "Oh, very nice."
Neil grinned broadly. "So what's your deal with all this?" He asked Nadia.
"Oh, I know Laura from a PBEM game. I'm thinking of staring up a face-to-face one... seeing if i can get inter-team rivalries to translate into tabletop ones.
"Sounds fun." Neil continued. "Need more players?"
"Certainly." Nadia nodded. "So many Zoid warriors are obsessed with being cool that they don't want to play tabletop games... what with them being geek games and all."
"Oh, I know how that goes." Neil nodded, thinking immediately of Rose.
"Heya Neil." Tasch began as she walked over to him, drink in hand. He was glad to see that it was still lemonade. "How's it goin'?"
"Not too bad, actually." He replied. "You reMember Laura from the Venom team, I'm sure."
"Good too see y'all again." She said. "Especially after that last battle."
"Ah it's nothing." Laura replied. "We just do what we need to... and you're the one who deserves all the credit after that insane little move you pulled."
"And this is Nadia Sverdolva, from the Iron Giants team." He introduced her. "She pilots an Elephander."
"Elephander huh?" Tasch asked. "The guy who runs this place piloted an Elephander too. Ain't that a coincidence?"
"Funny that." She replied.
"You'll get used to it." Neil added. "Nadia, this is Tasch Stroermer. She's on my team."
"Nice to meet you." Nadia replied. "Hmm... that name... you're not form around here, I can see..." She looked at Tasch's eyes. "You're Nyxian... you’re not related to that Gilvader pilot, are you?"
"Why does everyone ask that?" She replied. "'cause I ain't."
"She gests that a lot." Neil added.
"Hey, its that team." Tasch suddenly spoke up as another group stepped in through the front door. "Yeah, the Black Hands."
Looking around, he could see Karl Schnautzer, Bill Peterson and Kuro Onishi stepping into the bar. "Oh great." He muttered. "It’s the cheese monkeys."
"More like a bunch of cheese-lovin' surrender monkeys." Tasch commented.
"The what?" Laura began.
"Cheese-lovin' surrender monkeys." Tasch repeated. "'cause they seem to be so good at loosin'."
Nadia burst out laughing at this response. "Wow!" She began. "Oh, great, that is the perfect description for them!" She slapped Tasch on the back. "How'd you think of that?"
"Well..." Tasch commented. "They act like monkeys, they are real cheesy with the rules and they loose a lot." She shrugged. "So they're cheese-lovin' surrender monkeys."
"You possess a very singular wit." She continued. "And having faced them before, I must agree with your nickname for them."
"And it’s a very amusing one." Laura added. "Where did you find her?"
"Well, I jus' thought of it, that's all." Tasch replied.
"She does that a lot." Neil added. "In fact, all the time."
"Your lives must be very amusing." Laura noted.
"You have no idea." Neil commented. Then he hoped that Laura didn't extend the gaming invite to Tasch.
*****