Post by D00mLiger on Mar 31, 2007 17:36:47 GMT -5
Well, this is just a product of me watching episode 44 of Genesis, and reMembering some stuff. Skip topic if you want coherence and logic...
We're all familiar with the treand of Saurers vs. Ligers, two enemies that have likely hated each other since the dawn of time. But the saurers seem to continually lose, so now they're angrier than eBay scalping victims. This is a look at some of the more brutal (and hilarious) methods of Super Anti-Liger Combat.
Chaotic Centruy/Guardian Force:
Raven's Black Geno: The Original SlapMaster
Raven's Geno Saurer was the first "Angry Dino" onscreen. From the time it crunched Bob Everybandit by eating his Darkhorn's face, to its spectatular death in a fireball after being rudely sporked by Van's shiny, plot-decive fuelled Blade Liger, Black Geno was cranky.
If you recall the fight when Van's Shield Liger got fried, we had:
- Ring-Around-The-Rosie-> Geno slings Liger around with grappling-claws. Rather funny.
-Stompy Anger- Geno Stomps on Liger. Not so much funny as giving you a warm feeling inside.
-Pimpslap Prime- The ORIGINAL Saurian Facesmack, everyboady. A bit hard to see but when the camera is staring through a gap between Fiona's and Dr. D's legs, Geno smacks Liger across the face, sending kitty to eat dirty. Classic.
The final fight (Geno death):
-Liger Throwing- Geno throws Liger by blade hilt/arm thingy.
-Grand Theft Spork- Geno breaks of Bladey's blade. Wonderful!
- Super 'Splodie- Geno dies. But it looks really cool.
GF: Just a few...
Oh Sod Off, You Lecherous Critter!- The Blade Liger goes for a blade attack of Death Saurer's... butt, I suppose. Deathy don't like it, so it tailsmacks BL into a building. Van gets whiplash. Secret note: the directors cut out a shot of Van's abs from the syndicated version. Rumor says it's embedded in the DVD code.
Daddy's Busy...- The newly-evolved Geno Breaker shells BL with its leg cannons. BL does a backflip (BL wins the award for Most Acrobatic Liger.)
SMITE!- The iconic scene of GB CPC-ing BL off a cliff. Fiona shoves the camera into her face so she can angst properly, dammit. Rhyss and Hiltz debate the true spelling of Rhyss' name.
NC0
Although BF didn't show up until the Final Six (grr...) it did lots of smacking. This was possibly the angry dino of them all, seing as how it was pure evil and wanted to destroy everything. Especially kitties.
Nudist Test Run (first appearance)
-Naptime- BF tailsamcks guns right of Jack's Saix, which then goes bye-bye.
-Fun With Inertia- Fuhrer slings Green-Tasker into Blue-Tasker via tailgrab (can't match names with faces...) Very nice.
-I'm Coming! Woo!- Fuhrer tailwhips Gunsniper into the dirt; tail-face interaction. Savage, yet...
-Ninja of Doom!- BF kicks Shadow Fox in stomach, Fox goes down.
-Some Spork Indeed!- Fuhrer goes 1-v-1 with talons against the Jager's Strike Laser Claw... and wins. Lots. Wheee!
The Really Long Final Encounter:
Snipped!- BF clips Raynos' wings without trying.
Pwned- Fuhrer avoids Shadow Fox's incoming SLC-spork, then tailsamcks it fiv ways from Nyx. A favorite.
I'll Teach You to Points Guns At Me, Fatty!- The Fuhrer headbutts the Panzer under the chin, for much smitiness. Slow-motion magic.
Eeew, Cooties!- BF throws clingy Fox. Great animation.
Boom! Headshot!- The Shadow Fox is forced to become bipedal. Great for Fuhrer-fans.
Roar of Thunder- After LZ jumps through the smoke, the two have at it.
I'll Just Kill Him Myself!_ After a healthy round of fisticuffs, the Fuhrer almost gets LZ with a CPC despite a Strike Laser Claw to the throat. Stupid Vega!
Fuzors: I haven't seen much, but here's something (out of order);
SQUEEEE-pop!- LZPhoenix gets ripped apart by Gairyuki; Fire Phoenix makes a suicide run on Gairuyki, and gets converted into cheap pyrotechnics. Score!
There IS a Full Moon Tonight...- Gairyuki Destroy smites lots of random Iron Kongs. Random, but nifty.
The Burning Action Monster Devil of Destruction Oblivion- Seismo smites, like everything, yo. Very doomy stuff.
Talk to the Spina Extension!- Roger's Geno abuses LZPhoenix with its tail. As a side not, it's got a great gunmetal/yellow colorscheme. It looks great, and smites too!
Cry of Thunder- LZ and Buster Fuhrer have at it in the industrial district of Blue City. BF tailsmacks LZ into a BACKFLIP. Nice.
But I Don't Want Girl Scout Cookies!- LZ and Berserk Fuhrer wrestle in the desert. B-Eagle comes along to help BF explode LZ. Surprisingly good animation-wise.
Genesis
Ah, what a series (read: the ten or so episodes I've ever seen.) The saurians this time round aren't so angry, likely because they're raptors mostly, not theropods. Still, some nice sequences here.
It's Like Curling, Only You Die!- BioMegs chucks Murasame Liger into cliff by the sword. It's like, episode 5 or something...
Going Hunting- Bio Megs wipes out a bunch of Elephanders. Don't know when it is, but it's awesome.
The Unber-Pimpmeister Strikes for Great Justice!- Episode 44. K-Wolf bounds up, shoots a volley. Volcano jumps over the bullets, backhands Wolf out of the way and keeps running. Its better than it sounds. Far more hilarious than it has a right to be.
Who Is Your Father? I Am!- Volcano proceeds to tailsmack/fry most of the supporting characters (Mii, Garaga, Sejourro (sp??))
A Waltz!- Mugen and Volcano have at it. Great footwork by both.
Poke!- Tyranno sporks the cores of Soul Tiger, Bamburian, and Mugen Liger.
The Grownups Is Talkin'!- Jiin/Gene in Bio Tyranno proceeds to main, then eat Mii's LanceStag , with her in it. Mmmm, the main character's mandatory love interest! Needs mustard, though, and a diet soda. And where are meh smokes!?!?!
Aaaand that's it. Hopefully you'll enjoy this humble catalogue of saurian-melee-smite-higlights. If you don't well... you've been warned.... hehehehehe.
We're all familiar with the treand of Saurers vs. Ligers, two enemies that have likely hated each other since the dawn of time. But the saurers seem to continually lose, so now they're angrier than eBay scalping victims. This is a look at some of the more brutal (and hilarious) methods of Super Anti-Liger Combat.
Chaotic Centruy/Guardian Force:
Raven's Black Geno: The Original SlapMaster
Raven's Geno Saurer was the first "Angry Dino" onscreen. From the time it crunched Bob Everybandit by eating his Darkhorn's face, to its spectatular death in a fireball after being rudely sporked by Van's shiny, plot-decive fuelled Blade Liger, Black Geno was cranky.
If you recall the fight when Van's Shield Liger got fried, we had:
- Ring-Around-The-Rosie-> Geno slings Liger around with grappling-claws. Rather funny.
-Stompy Anger- Geno Stomps on Liger. Not so much funny as giving you a warm feeling inside.
-Pimpslap Prime- The ORIGINAL Saurian Facesmack, everyboady. A bit hard to see but when the camera is staring through a gap between Fiona's and Dr. D's legs, Geno smacks Liger across the face, sending kitty to eat dirty. Classic.
The final fight (Geno death):
-Liger Throwing- Geno throws Liger by blade hilt/arm thingy.
-Grand Theft Spork- Geno breaks of Bladey's blade. Wonderful!
- Super 'Splodie- Geno dies. But it looks really cool.
GF: Just a few...
Oh Sod Off, You Lecherous Critter!- The Blade Liger goes for a blade attack of Death Saurer's... butt, I suppose. Deathy don't like it, so it tailsmacks BL into a building. Van gets whiplash. Secret note: the directors cut out a shot of Van's abs from the syndicated version. Rumor says it's embedded in the DVD code.
Daddy's Busy...- The newly-evolved Geno Breaker shells BL with its leg cannons. BL does a backflip (BL wins the award for Most Acrobatic Liger.)
SMITE!- The iconic scene of GB CPC-ing BL off a cliff. Fiona shoves the camera into her face so she can angst properly, dammit. Rhyss and Hiltz debate the true spelling of Rhyss' name.
NC0
Although BF didn't show up until the Final Six (grr...) it did lots of smacking. This was possibly the angry dino of them all, seing as how it was pure evil and wanted to destroy everything. Especially kitties.
Nudist Test Run (first appearance)
-Naptime- BF tailsamcks guns right of Jack's Saix, which then goes bye-bye.
-Fun With Inertia- Fuhrer slings Green-Tasker into Blue-Tasker via tailgrab (can't match names with faces...) Very nice.
-I'm Coming! Woo!- Fuhrer tailwhips Gunsniper into the dirt; tail-face interaction. Savage, yet...
-Ninja of Doom!- BF kicks Shadow Fox in stomach, Fox goes down.
-Some Spork Indeed!- Fuhrer goes 1-v-1 with talons against the Jager's Strike Laser Claw... and wins. Lots. Wheee!
The Really Long Final Encounter:
Snipped!- BF clips Raynos' wings without trying.
Pwned- Fuhrer avoids Shadow Fox's incoming SLC-spork, then tailsamcks it fiv ways from Nyx. A favorite.
I'll Teach You to Points Guns At Me, Fatty!- The Fuhrer headbutts the Panzer under the chin, for much smitiness. Slow-motion magic.
Eeew, Cooties!- BF throws clingy Fox. Great animation.
Boom! Headshot!- The Shadow Fox is forced to become bipedal. Great for Fuhrer-fans.
Roar of Thunder- After LZ jumps through the smoke, the two have at it.
I'll Just Kill Him Myself!_ After a healthy round of fisticuffs, the Fuhrer almost gets LZ with a CPC despite a Strike Laser Claw to the throat. Stupid Vega!
Fuzors: I haven't seen much, but here's something (out of order);
SQUEEEE-pop!- LZPhoenix gets ripped apart by Gairyuki; Fire Phoenix makes a suicide run on Gairuyki, and gets converted into cheap pyrotechnics. Score!
There IS a Full Moon Tonight...- Gairyuki Destroy smites lots of random Iron Kongs. Random, but nifty.
The Burning Action Monster Devil of Destruction Oblivion- Seismo smites, like everything, yo. Very doomy stuff.
Talk to the Spina Extension!- Roger's Geno abuses LZPhoenix with its tail. As a side not, it's got a great gunmetal/yellow colorscheme. It looks great, and smites too!
Cry of Thunder- LZ and Buster Fuhrer have at it in the industrial district of Blue City. BF tailsmacks LZ into a BACKFLIP. Nice.
But I Don't Want Girl Scout Cookies!- LZ and Berserk Fuhrer wrestle in the desert. B-Eagle comes along to help BF explode LZ. Surprisingly good animation-wise.
Genesis
Ah, what a series (read: the ten or so episodes I've ever seen.) The saurians this time round aren't so angry, likely because they're raptors mostly, not theropods. Still, some nice sequences here.
It's Like Curling, Only You Die!- BioMegs chucks Murasame Liger into cliff by the sword. It's like, episode 5 or something...
Going Hunting- Bio Megs wipes out a bunch of Elephanders. Don't know when it is, but it's awesome.
The Unber-Pimpmeister Strikes for Great Justice!- Episode 44. K-Wolf bounds up, shoots a volley. Volcano jumps over the bullets, backhands Wolf out of the way and keeps running. Its better than it sounds. Far more hilarious than it has a right to be.
Who Is Your Father? I Am!- Volcano proceeds to tailsmack/fry most of the supporting characters (Mii, Garaga, Sejourro (sp??))
A Waltz!- Mugen and Volcano have at it. Great footwork by both.
Poke!- Tyranno sporks the cores of Soul Tiger, Bamburian, and Mugen Liger.
The Grownups Is Talkin'!- Jiin/Gene in Bio Tyranno proceeds to main, then eat Mii's LanceStag , with her in it. Mmmm, the main character's mandatory love interest! Needs mustard, though, and a diet soda. And where are meh smokes!?!?!
Aaaand that's it. Hopefully you'll enjoy this humble catalogue of saurian-melee-smite-higlights. If you don't well... you've been warned.... hehehehehe.
