Post by Deadborder on Feb 16, 2007 5:47:35 GMT -5
Pointy Muses Fic II
Chapter Two - Reconnecting
By Rick R.
*****
One of the things that had amazed Neil was how quickly the four of them had gotten back into habit. As soon as they had moved back into their base, it was like they hadn't left at all. Within a day or two, everyone was following through the same routines, the same patterns and the same behaviour as they'd displayed the previous season.
To him it wasn't a bad thing, per se. In fact, he kind of liked it. Predictable, humdrum, day to day existence had a certain appeal to it. While many might say that following the same routine was drab or lifeless, to him it was a nice mote of stability. He liked it when things were calm and predictable. It meant that nothing bad was going to happen, which was always a plus.
And besides, he was sure an anthropologist would find it a very interesting study. Or something.
This morning was no exception. Stephen and Tasch had just spent several hours going over their repairs form the last battle and figuring out what parts they'd need to order for future. As the team's only two qualified Zoid mechanics, it was one of their most important jobs, vital to keeping the team running. It was also something that Neil would gladly admit that he had no clue about at all, so he didn't even try to influence the procedure.
Frankly, he was just glad that they knew what they were doing as well as they did. It meant the team stayed alive, which was good.
Rose, on the other hand, was engaged in her morning workout - something that she was rather fastidious about. He could understand the logic behind it; her appearance was important to her, especially given that she was trying to sell herself as a "face" for product endorsement. Her keeping fit and working out seemed perfectly reasonable to him. Again, however, he was glad that he wasn't doing it.
So that left him with a morning to waste on, well, nothing really. Except to ogle Rose as she walked past after her workout, clad in her skin-tight exercise gear and all hot and sweaty. Yeah, life's good.
"Do you still play that silly game?" Rose asked as she walked back form the kitchen, a can of drink in her hand.
"Depends on which silly game you mean." Neil replied. "The silly computer game, or the silly pencil and paper game?"
She paused for a moment, clearly trying to figure it out. "Uh, the computer game. The one where you pilot a Zoid."
"Zoids World Online?" He shrugged. "Not in three months, no. I gave it up when the company behind it made it clear that it hated all us users for making them spend their time running the game. So I moved onto greener pastures."
"What do you mean?"
"Different game, my dear." He explained, opening up his own can. "Because of the overt hostility displayed by an odious parent concern, I have decided to move onto playing a completely different game. So goodbye Zoids World Online and ZOE's irritating habits, and hello Battlecraft World. At the very least, I figure that the parent company will be less awful." He shrugged. "I’m just surprised you were interested."
"I heard about it from a fried of mine." She casually replied. "Just thought you'd know more."
"You play BCW?" Tasch asked from across the room, looking up from her battered laptop.
"Last two months, yeah." He explained. "Why do you ask?"
"What server are y'all on?" She continued.
"Uh, Crimson Guard."
"Ah... well that's nice." She continued. "'cause that's the server I'm currently playin' on. I started playin' on Thunderhammer, but it got too full an' all laggy. So then I tried Mog'rosh, but I didn't like havin' to PvP all the time. An' the lag on Darkshore was too much, given that it was about the only Nyxx-based server. So then I got onto CG, 'cause I wanted to give the RP side a try an' I think it worked out really well."
"You play BCW too?" He asked, spinning around in his chair.
"Uh-huh." She nodded. "I mean, why else would I be talkin' about all the servers I've been on?"
He shook his head, surprised by this revelation. "Really, I mean, uh, for how long now?"
"About two years." She said.
"Two years?" he spluttered. "But that'd mean that you'd have been playing since not too long after the launch and... Wow"
"Okay." Rose interjected. "You two are freaking me out way too much with all the geekness. So, uh, I'm gonna step out and try to get far way." Without waiting for a reply, she stepped past the pair of them, shaking her head. "Just when I thought you two couldn't get any weirder..."
Either ignoring or not noticing her, Tasch continued. "Yeah, I got a whole bunch of characters, but I only keep a couple active at the moment."
"Well, uh..." He glanced around. "Hang on, I'll get my own compy, and, um... I guess we could, like, uh, get together and do stuff?"
"Well sure." Tasch nodded. "I jus' gotta finish this last e-mail to my sis an' then I'd be glad to help y'all out."
Neil grinned. "Awesomesauce. Give me the names of your characters and I'll get my stuff together." He was grinning enthusiastically, split ear to ear almost. "Suffice to say, Tasch, you've made me a very happy man."
And all of a sudden, the predictability was broken and new random elements were thrown in. However, they were good elements, ones that were desirable. So he was, again, happy.
*****
While the Broken Chairs’ team base was a converted building (and somewhat shabby), many other teams used purpose-built facilities. A team’s base was often a status symbol, a sign of just how successful they were and, as a result, how much wealth they had.
The Firestorm team’s base was a good example of this. Built in a purpose-designed Zoid team district of the city, it boasted extensive servicing and maintenance facilities, training facilities, a briefing room and reasonable living quarters for the pilots. Miles Slate, the team’s leader, had cosen it for two reasons. The first was to ensure the success of his team. The second was to ensure that they would look good.
And it had very nearly worked. In the previous season, the Firestorm team had been one of the most successful teams - and looked good while doing it. They had suffered only two defeats in the entire season (as well as a third match which was ruled no contest due to outside interference) and gone all the way to the quarter finals. It was no mean feat to say the least, especially in a year of rather stiff competition.
Unfortunately, Miles Slate, the team's leader, hadn't seen it that way. To say that he had been upset would have been an understatement; he'd furiously lashed out at the rest of his team, blaming them for their defeat. For a while, it looked like the team would have broken up there and then.
Except they hadn't. Instead, Miles had sent the Members out politely worded invitations, asking if they would rejoin him for another season. The result was that the four Members of Firestorm had reunited and entered into the new season's competition, seemingly unsure of what to expect.
Drake Storm sat in the team's briefing room, watching the footage from their previous battle. As he watched, Krystal's customised Arosaurer charged forwards, blasting into the flank of a much larger Genosaurer with its twin booster cannons. As the Genosaurer turned to face her, several rounds from Eliot Morgan's Parablade also struck it. Miles paused the display, pointing at what was going on.
"This is good." He explained. "This is just what I was hoping to see, actually." He restarted the display, the Genosaurer looking around as fire from the two smaller Zoids distracted it. Then, just as it was turning to the Arosaurer, a new Zoid entered the fray. Miles' Death Raser charged forwards, its blades tearing through the flank of the unsuspecting Genosaurer. He again paused at the point of impact.
"We worked together on this one." He explained. "Each and every one of us contributed to this victory. There was no grand-standing, no glory-hogging, no debating over who got to kill what. We simply focused on our objective and followed it through."
He smiled as he walked around to the front of the meeting table. "Even though this was only our first battle of the season, I'm feeling very encouraged about our odds. If we can stay this tight, keep it this close together, then I'm sure that we can take it all the way."
"You know." Krystal Lake whispered to Drake as she leaned closer. "I think I liked it better when he was all angry and shouty."
Drake raised an eyebrow, but gave no overt response. He himself had been initially wary to return to Firestorm; after their being knocked out of the competition, Miles had pretty much out and blamed him for the team's loss. However, on reflection, he had chosen to come back. He believed that Firestorm and Miles had a lot of potential, even if Miles' people skills were lacking. However, the way he'd worded the invitation suggested that maybe Mr Slate was a changed man; a lot more humble and willing to listen to his men.
"I mean, I'm glad he's not shouting at me." She continued. "Its just that, well, you know, his being nice is a little... wrong."
"People change, Krystal." Drake finally spoke up as he lifted her hand off his thigh. "And I for one am interested to see where this change goes."
"Okay." Miles spoke up. "This week we're going up against the Blue Destiny team. They're a bunch we faced last year, but their layout has changed a bit. Their Blade Liger has been upgraded with a CP-12 unit, while they’ve added a Rayse Tiger. This is going to change things quite a bit." He looked over the room. "So, I'm looking for some suggestions on how we're going to handle matters."
Drake nodded. And this is the chance. Miles has shown that not only is he a capable pilot, but he's becoming a capable leader. If this is an indication of how he's grown, then I think that we may indeed be unbeatable. "I have a few, if I may."
Miles nodded. "Drake, go ahead."
"Thanks, Miles." He replied. it is up to us - all of us - to make that happen.
*****
As much as he'd enjoyed getting to see the rest of the team, there was one person who Neil had been hoping to hear from that was outside the team. Last year, he'd become good friends with Nadia Sverdolorva, a Member of the Iron Giants team. He'd liked her a lot; the two of them had a lot in common and liked a lot of the same things. That she was rather cute didn't hurt matters either.
They'd spoken once since he'd gotten back into the city, calling to deliver some information that was already proving to be very useful. This had made him happy. But then she'd called him, asking to meet, which made him even happier. He'd picked a decentish cafe not too far from her team's base, then bolted over there to meet her.
"Hi Neil." She began casually as she sat down at his table. "Good to see ya again."
Cute smile. Can't resist. Must keep brain focused. "Er, heya." He began. "Long time no see."
"Well, off seasons and all..." She casually remarked. "Everyone wanting to get away from the people they’ve been cooped up with for the last six months and all that. You know how it goes."
"Oh yeah." He nodded then smiled. "I love the rest of my team to bits, but even I have to get away from them every now and then. Spending the off-season with them would have probably driven me nuts."
"Tell me about it." She replied. "Jeroen, well... he's a great team leader and a great planner and an awesome pilot, but he's really not a people person. Last thing I'd want to do is spend my holidays hanging around him."
"And instead you just come back for the pre-season pressure-cooker, right?"
"Got it in one." She added with a smile. "He's not happy unless we're back into training with at least a month to spare. And as much as I may *Watch your language!* about it, I know that he's just trying to get the best out of the team, which works for me."
"Well, you have been champions two years running. So he must be doing something right."
"True, true." She finished. "But enough about work. How ya been, Neil?"
"Living in a rampantly unexciting life of visiting my six dozen or so near relatives. I'd tell you all about how my holidays went but, well, I know that it'd bore you to tears. No, really."
"That good?"
"Well..." he began. "You know how the movies always seem to show Europa as being nothing but run-down farms and small towns filled with country bumpkins?"
"Yeah?"
"I don't complain about that depiction because I know it's true. Trust me."
"Fun." She smiled. "Then I won't torture you by telling me how good my holiday was."
"Go on. I don't mind pain. If you met my family, you'd know why."
She laughed, then smiled gain. "It was horrible, Neil. I splashed out all my prize money on a beach resort holiday and a new car. All I did was spend my time getting a tan while being surrounded by buff lifeguards in speedos."
"Torturous, I can tell." He smirked.
"I whinged all about it on my Blog." She continued. "You should take a look."
"Nuh-uh." He shook his head. "I swore off those things after I once snuck a peak at Rose's LW."
"Oh?" She asked. "Do tell. I love juicy gossip."
"I won't reveal intimate details of my team." He replied. "Suffice to say, the best thing about it is that she doesn’t maintain it anymore. She lost interest halfway through last season."
"Poop. Ah well, I was thinking about things..." She began, trailing off for a moment. "And there's something I've been meaning to ask you for a while now, Neil. I guess... well, I never got the opportunity before now."
He was momentarily lost for words, a rare occurrence to say the least. Swallowing loudly, he managed to squeak out a "yes."
"Would you be interested in continuing with the game?" She continued. "Laura said she was good to run it, but I wanted to ask you about it. You were a lot of fun to play with, Neil, and I'd really want you back."
"Uh, yeah, sure." He spluttered out, realising she was saying something completely different to what he'd expected. "Um, anytime, yeah. That'd be great. Really."
"Cool beans." She replied, flashing another cute smile. "I meant to ask you earlier but, well, I spent most of my holiday bumming and having a good time and not thinking much... and then I get back here and I've got Jeroen all over me, which means that I don't have any time to think at all."
"Ah, its cool. I had other stuff on my mind as well." he defensively replied.
"Like getting tooled over by the 'Enhanced Game Experience', huh?" She asked, wryly.
"You could say that." He smiled. "I got so pissed off at ZOE over it that I quit playing Zoids World Online altogether. That’s why you wouldn't have seen MiniMooMoo in the last few months."
"I know what you mean." She nodded. "Nice going on their part to turn a laid-back and enjoyable game for serious mature people into a point and click fest for spotty teenagers."
"While at the same time trashing all the social options." She snorted. "Yiffie was manager of a neutral tavern for a while. And while it still exists, most of the socialising is out the window. But it gets worse."
"Worse?" Neil asked. "Worse then forty eight zillion kids who have Bio Megaraptors spamming fireballs left right and centre and tagging all the mobs on their own because their Hell Armour has been buffed to the moon?"
"Yeah well..." She shrugged. "With another of my alts, Pantus, I had been shooting for the big time."
"You mean-" He raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I was doing the Darth Grind." She continued. "I’d done all the training, power-levelled all my skills, including all the worthless ones, looked for all the hidden clues and done all but the last quest on the chain."
"And then they go and make Darth a starter character class." Neil finished. "Yow."
"So not only can Pantus never become a Darth, he also spend a lot of time and moneys doing, well, nothing." She shoot her head. "Meanwhile, there are swarms of damn Zombiekids running around with black cloaks and red laser swords-"
"And Bio Megaraptors"
"-and Bio Megaraptors." She fumed. "Thanks for that, ZOE."
"Yeah, that was a great call." He continued. "Make all these changes without even bothering to tell us, and instead sneak them through during the festive season rush. That must have done them wonders."
"Did me wonders." She finished. "So I also quit and got me a new MMO."
"Don't tell me, Battlecraft World?" He smirked.
"Yeah, right. Like there's a choice." She smiled. "I mean, I could have chosen Bloodlines III."
The pair of them burst out laughing. "Naw, Nadia, you wouldn't have done that." He continued. "I mean, you're a human being, not a gold-farming bot. You're overqualified."
"You kidding? I could spam 'u bai gold kthnkx bai' in my sleep." She laughed again.
"And spend all your day staring at Catgirl bottoms in leather thongs?" He added. "Yeah, real mature. I've oft wondered why they don’t just call it 'Boobies the game' and be done with it."
"Yeah..." She finished. "And you?"
"BCW as well." He finished. "On the Crimson Guard server, because it’s supposedly newbie friendly."
"Wow." She seemed to almost squeal with delight. "That's the same server I picked, actually."
Oh wow! He added. This is too good to be true! I'm totally geeking out here, and it’s in a good way too. "Really?" He asked. "Because If you need in to a good guild, I can get you in. I just joined one myself."
"Thanks, but I'm in a good one myself, the Black Dragon Brotherhood. I know it’s got a wanky as all hell title, but its got surprisingly good leaders and decentish people."
"Uhh..." He began, the burst out laughing. "Oh man, that is just too good."
"Wha?" She blinked. "Do tell, Dr Fruitloop."
"That's the guild I just got in on." He explained. "Did you see Bobette, the little mage girl who joined the other day?"
"Wait... that's you?" She squinted. "Little useless girl who spams frostballs and runs around like she's on fire?"
"Doesn't it make sense?" He grinned.
"Well... yeah." She smiled. "And I'm-"
"Kane, the outrageously camp Warlock in the pimp hat with matching robes, right?" He grinned. "Yeah, that's you."
"How did you ever guess?" She slurred, dripping with sarcasm.
"Most silly character in the guild, easy." He stated. "Frankly, it couldn't be anyone but you, especially after I eliminated the only other option."
"Other option?" She raised a conspiratorial eyebrow.
"Well, you know the guild boss-"
"Rayvenne, the kind of flaky Elf Priestess?" She asked. "Good at what she does, but any conversation with her - IC or OOC - ends with your brain being tied in a knot?"
"Yep." He finished. "Well, I know who that is."
She glared at him. "Either you're blatantly lying to kiss up, or this is more screwed-up then I can imagine." She paused. "It's Tasch, isn't it?"
"Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah." Neil blurted out as he nodded vigorously.
"Well... that explains a lot." She shook her head. "Freaking hell."
"I figure that this will be a very funny season." He finished. "Both on and off the field." And hopefully, we might get beyond RPGs and MMOs. Oh please, oh please...
*****
Chapter Two - Reconnecting
By Rick R.
*****
One of the things that had amazed Neil was how quickly the four of them had gotten back into habit. As soon as they had moved back into their base, it was like they hadn't left at all. Within a day or two, everyone was following through the same routines, the same patterns and the same behaviour as they'd displayed the previous season.
To him it wasn't a bad thing, per se. In fact, he kind of liked it. Predictable, humdrum, day to day existence had a certain appeal to it. While many might say that following the same routine was drab or lifeless, to him it was a nice mote of stability. He liked it when things were calm and predictable. It meant that nothing bad was going to happen, which was always a plus.
And besides, he was sure an anthropologist would find it a very interesting study. Or something.
This morning was no exception. Stephen and Tasch had just spent several hours going over their repairs form the last battle and figuring out what parts they'd need to order for future. As the team's only two qualified Zoid mechanics, it was one of their most important jobs, vital to keeping the team running. It was also something that Neil would gladly admit that he had no clue about at all, so he didn't even try to influence the procedure.
Frankly, he was just glad that they knew what they were doing as well as they did. It meant the team stayed alive, which was good.
Rose, on the other hand, was engaged in her morning workout - something that she was rather fastidious about. He could understand the logic behind it; her appearance was important to her, especially given that she was trying to sell herself as a "face" for product endorsement. Her keeping fit and working out seemed perfectly reasonable to him. Again, however, he was glad that he wasn't doing it.
So that left him with a morning to waste on, well, nothing really. Except to ogle Rose as she walked past after her workout, clad in her skin-tight exercise gear and all hot and sweaty. Yeah, life's good.
"Do you still play that silly game?" Rose asked as she walked back form the kitchen, a can of drink in her hand.
"Depends on which silly game you mean." Neil replied. "The silly computer game, or the silly pencil and paper game?"
She paused for a moment, clearly trying to figure it out. "Uh, the computer game. The one where you pilot a Zoid."
"Zoids World Online?" He shrugged. "Not in three months, no. I gave it up when the company behind it made it clear that it hated all us users for making them spend their time running the game. So I moved onto greener pastures."
"What do you mean?"
"Different game, my dear." He explained, opening up his own can. "Because of the overt hostility displayed by an odious parent concern, I have decided to move onto playing a completely different game. So goodbye Zoids World Online and ZOE's irritating habits, and hello Battlecraft World. At the very least, I figure that the parent company will be less awful." He shrugged. "I’m just surprised you were interested."
"I heard about it from a fried of mine." She casually replied. "Just thought you'd know more."
"You play BCW?" Tasch asked from across the room, looking up from her battered laptop.
"Last two months, yeah." He explained. "Why do you ask?"
"What server are y'all on?" She continued.
"Uh, Crimson Guard."
"Ah... well that's nice." She continued. "'cause that's the server I'm currently playin' on. I started playin' on Thunderhammer, but it got too full an' all laggy. So then I tried Mog'rosh, but I didn't like havin' to PvP all the time. An' the lag on Darkshore was too much, given that it was about the only Nyxx-based server. So then I got onto CG, 'cause I wanted to give the RP side a try an' I think it worked out really well."
"You play BCW too?" He asked, spinning around in his chair.
"Uh-huh." She nodded. "I mean, why else would I be talkin' about all the servers I've been on?"
He shook his head, surprised by this revelation. "Really, I mean, uh, for how long now?"
"About two years." She said.
"Two years?" he spluttered. "But that'd mean that you'd have been playing since not too long after the launch and... Wow"
"Okay." Rose interjected. "You two are freaking me out way too much with all the geekness. So, uh, I'm gonna step out and try to get far way." Without waiting for a reply, she stepped past the pair of them, shaking her head. "Just when I thought you two couldn't get any weirder..."
Either ignoring or not noticing her, Tasch continued. "Yeah, I got a whole bunch of characters, but I only keep a couple active at the moment."
"Well, uh..." He glanced around. "Hang on, I'll get my own compy, and, um... I guess we could, like, uh, get together and do stuff?"
"Well sure." Tasch nodded. "I jus' gotta finish this last e-mail to my sis an' then I'd be glad to help y'all out."
Neil grinned. "Awesomesauce. Give me the names of your characters and I'll get my stuff together." He was grinning enthusiastically, split ear to ear almost. "Suffice to say, Tasch, you've made me a very happy man."
And all of a sudden, the predictability was broken and new random elements were thrown in. However, they were good elements, ones that were desirable. So he was, again, happy.
*****
While the Broken Chairs’ team base was a converted building (and somewhat shabby), many other teams used purpose-built facilities. A team’s base was often a status symbol, a sign of just how successful they were and, as a result, how much wealth they had.
The Firestorm team’s base was a good example of this. Built in a purpose-designed Zoid team district of the city, it boasted extensive servicing and maintenance facilities, training facilities, a briefing room and reasonable living quarters for the pilots. Miles Slate, the team’s leader, had cosen it for two reasons. The first was to ensure the success of his team. The second was to ensure that they would look good.
And it had very nearly worked. In the previous season, the Firestorm team had been one of the most successful teams - and looked good while doing it. They had suffered only two defeats in the entire season (as well as a third match which was ruled no contest due to outside interference) and gone all the way to the quarter finals. It was no mean feat to say the least, especially in a year of rather stiff competition.
Unfortunately, Miles Slate, the team's leader, hadn't seen it that way. To say that he had been upset would have been an understatement; he'd furiously lashed out at the rest of his team, blaming them for their defeat. For a while, it looked like the team would have broken up there and then.
Except they hadn't. Instead, Miles had sent the Members out politely worded invitations, asking if they would rejoin him for another season. The result was that the four Members of Firestorm had reunited and entered into the new season's competition, seemingly unsure of what to expect.
Drake Storm sat in the team's briefing room, watching the footage from their previous battle. As he watched, Krystal's customised Arosaurer charged forwards, blasting into the flank of a much larger Genosaurer with its twin booster cannons. As the Genosaurer turned to face her, several rounds from Eliot Morgan's Parablade also struck it. Miles paused the display, pointing at what was going on.
"This is good." He explained. "This is just what I was hoping to see, actually." He restarted the display, the Genosaurer looking around as fire from the two smaller Zoids distracted it. Then, just as it was turning to the Arosaurer, a new Zoid entered the fray. Miles' Death Raser charged forwards, its blades tearing through the flank of the unsuspecting Genosaurer. He again paused at the point of impact.
"We worked together on this one." He explained. "Each and every one of us contributed to this victory. There was no grand-standing, no glory-hogging, no debating over who got to kill what. We simply focused on our objective and followed it through."
He smiled as he walked around to the front of the meeting table. "Even though this was only our first battle of the season, I'm feeling very encouraged about our odds. If we can stay this tight, keep it this close together, then I'm sure that we can take it all the way."
"You know." Krystal Lake whispered to Drake as she leaned closer. "I think I liked it better when he was all angry and shouty."
Drake raised an eyebrow, but gave no overt response. He himself had been initially wary to return to Firestorm; after their being knocked out of the competition, Miles had pretty much out and blamed him for the team's loss. However, on reflection, he had chosen to come back. He believed that Firestorm and Miles had a lot of potential, even if Miles' people skills were lacking. However, the way he'd worded the invitation suggested that maybe Mr Slate was a changed man; a lot more humble and willing to listen to his men.
"I mean, I'm glad he's not shouting at me." She continued. "Its just that, well, you know, his being nice is a little... wrong."
"People change, Krystal." Drake finally spoke up as he lifted her hand off his thigh. "And I for one am interested to see where this change goes."
"Okay." Miles spoke up. "This week we're going up against the Blue Destiny team. They're a bunch we faced last year, but their layout has changed a bit. Their Blade Liger has been upgraded with a CP-12 unit, while they’ve added a Rayse Tiger. This is going to change things quite a bit." He looked over the room. "So, I'm looking for some suggestions on how we're going to handle matters."
Drake nodded. And this is the chance. Miles has shown that not only is he a capable pilot, but he's becoming a capable leader. If this is an indication of how he's grown, then I think that we may indeed be unbeatable. "I have a few, if I may."
Miles nodded. "Drake, go ahead."
"Thanks, Miles." He replied. it is up to us - all of us - to make that happen.
*****
As much as he'd enjoyed getting to see the rest of the team, there was one person who Neil had been hoping to hear from that was outside the team. Last year, he'd become good friends with Nadia Sverdolorva, a Member of the Iron Giants team. He'd liked her a lot; the two of them had a lot in common and liked a lot of the same things. That she was rather cute didn't hurt matters either.
They'd spoken once since he'd gotten back into the city, calling to deliver some information that was already proving to be very useful. This had made him happy. But then she'd called him, asking to meet, which made him even happier. He'd picked a decentish cafe not too far from her team's base, then bolted over there to meet her.
"Hi Neil." She began casually as she sat down at his table. "Good to see ya again."
Cute smile. Can't resist. Must keep brain focused. "Er, heya." He began. "Long time no see."
"Well, off seasons and all..." She casually remarked. "Everyone wanting to get away from the people they’ve been cooped up with for the last six months and all that. You know how it goes."
"Oh yeah." He nodded then smiled. "I love the rest of my team to bits, but even I have to get away from them every now and then. Spending the off-season with them would have probably driven me nuts."
"Tell me about it." She replied. "Jeroen, well... he's a great team leader and a great planner and an awesome pilot, but he's really not a people person. Last thing I'd want to do is spend my holidays hanging around him."
"And instead you just come back for the pre-season pressure-cooker, right?"
"Got it in one." She added with a smile. "He's not happy unless we're back into training with at least a month to spare. And as much as I may *Watch your language!* about it, I know that he's just trying to get the best out of the team, which works for me."
"Well, you have been champions two years running. So he must be doing something right."
"True, true." She finished. "But enough about work. How ya been, Neil?"
"Living in a rampantly unexciting life of visiting my six dozen or so near relatives. I'd tell you all about how my holidays went but, well, I know that it'd bore you to tears. No, really."
"That good?"
"Well..." he began. "You know how the movies always seem to show Europa as being nothing but run-down farms and small towns filled with country bumpkins?"
"Yeah?"
"I don't complain about that depiction because I know it's true. Trust me."
"Fun." She smiled. "Then I won't torture you by telling me how good my holiday was."
"Go on. I don't mind pain. If you met my family, you'd know why."
She laughed, then smiled gain. "It was horrible, Neil. I splashed out all my prize money on a beach resort holiday and a new car. All I did was spend my time getting a tan while being surrounded by buff lifeguards in speedos."
"Torturous, I can tell." He smirked.
"I whinged all about it on my Blog." She continued. "You should take a look."
"Nuh-uh." He shook his head. "I swore off those things after I once snuck a peak at Rose's LW."
"Oh?" She asked. "Do tell. I love juicy gossip."
"I won't reveal intimate details of my team." He replied. "Suffice to say, the best thing about it is that she doesn’t maintain it anymore. She lost interest halfway through last season."
"Poop. Ah well, I was thinking about things..." She began, trailing off for a moment. "And there's something I've been meaning to ask you for a while now, Neil. I guess... well, I never got the opportunity before now."
He was momentarily lost for words, a rare occurrence to say the least. Swallowing loudly, he managed to squeak out a "yes."
"Would you be interested in continuing with the game?" She continued. "Laura said she was good to run it, but I wanted to ask you about it. You were a lot of fun to play with, Neil, and I'd really want you back."
"Uh, yeah, sure." He spluttered out, realising she was saying something completely different to what he'd expected. "Um, anytime, yeah. That'd be great. Really."
"Cool beans." She replied, flashing another cute smile. "I meant to ask you earlier but, well, I spent most of my holiday bumming and having a good time and not thinking much... and then I get back here and I've got Jeroen all over me, which means that I don't have any time to think at all."
"Ah, its cool. I had other stuff on my mind as well." he defensively replied.
"Like getting tooled over by the 'Enhanced Game Experience', huh?" She asked, wryly.
"You could say that." He smiled. "I got so pissed off at ZOE over it that I quit playing Zoids World Online altogether. That’s why you wouldn't have seen MiniMooMoo in the last few months."
"I know what you mean." She nodded. "Nice going on their part to turn a laid-back and enjoyable game for serious mature people into a point and click fest for spotty teenagers."
"While at the same time trashing all the social options." She snorted. "Yiffie was manager of a neutral tavern for a while. And while it still exists, most of the socialising is out the window. But it gets worse."
"Worse?" Neil asked. "Worse then forty eight zillion kids who have Bio Megaraptors spamming fireballs left right and centre and tagging all the mobs on their own because their Hell Armour has been buffed to the moon?"
"Yeah well..." She shrugged. "With another of my alts, Pantus, I had been shooting for the big time."
"You mean-" He raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I was doing the Darth Grind." She continued. "I’d done all the training, power-levelled all my skills, including all the worthless ones, looked for all the hidden clues and done all but the last quest on the chain."
"And then they go and make Darth a starter character class." Neil finished. "Yow."
"So not only can Pantus never become a Darth, he also spend a lot of time and moneys doing, well, nothing." She shoot her head. "Meanwhile, there are swarms of damn Zombiekids running around with black cloaks and red laser swords-"
"And Bio Megaraptors"
"-and Bio Megaraptors." She fumed. "Thanks for that, ZOE."
"Yeah, that was a great call." He continued. "Make all these changes without even bothering to tell us, and instead sneak them through during the festive season rush. That must have done them wonders."
"Did me wonders." She finished. "So I also quit and got me a new MMO."
"Don't tell me, Battlecraft World?" He smirked.
"Yeah, right. Like there's a choice." She smiled. "I mean, I could have chosen Bloodlines III."
The pair of them burst out laughing. "Naw, Nadia, you wouldn't have done that." He continued. "I mean, you're a human being, not a gold-farming bot. You're overqualified."
"You kidding? I could spam 'u bai gold kthnkx bai' in my sleep." She laughed again.
"And spend all your day staring at Catgirl bottoms in leather thongs?" He added. "Yeah, real mature. I've oft wondered why they don’t just call it 'Boobies the game' and be done with it."
"Yeah..." She finished. "And you?"
"BCW as well." He finished. "On the Crimson Guard server, because it’s supposedly newbie friendly."
"Wow." She seemed to almost squeal with delight. "That's the same server I picked, actually."
Oh wow! He added. This is too good to be true! I'm totally geeking out here, and it’s in a good way too. "Really?" He asked. "Because If you need in to a good guild, I can get you in. I just joined one myself."
"Thanks, but I'm in a good one myself, the Black Dragon Brotherhood. I know it’s got a wanky as all hell title, but its got surprisingly good leaders and decentish people."
"Uhh..." He began, the burst out laughing. "Oh man, that is just too good."
"Wha?" She blinked. "Do tell, Dr Fruitloop."
"That's the guild I just got in on." He explained. "Did you see Bobette, the little mage girl who joined the other day?"
"Wait... that's you?" She squinted. "Little useless girl who spams frostballs and runs around like she's on fire?"
"Doesn't it make sense?" He grinned.
"Well... yeah." She smiled. "And I'm-"
"Kane, the outrageously camp Warlock in the pimp hat with matching robes, right?" He grinned. "Yeah, that's you."
"How did you ever guess?" She slurred, dripping with sarcasm.
"Most silly character in the guild, easy." He stated. "Frankly, it couldn't be anyone but you, especially after I eliminated the only other option."
"Other option?" She raised a conspiratorial eyebrow.
"Well, you know the guild boss-"
"Rayvenne, the kind of flaky Elf Priestess?" She asked. "Good at what she does, but any conversation with her - IC or OOC - ends with your brain being tied in a knot?"
"Yep." He finished. "Well, I know who that is."
She glared at him. "Either you're blatantly lying to kiss up, or this is more screwed-up then I can imagine." She paused. "It's Tasch, isn't it?"
"Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah." Neil blurted out as he nodded vigorously.
"Well... that explains a lot." She shook her head. "Freaking hell."
"I figure that this will be a very funny season." He finished. "Both on and off the field." And hopefully, we might get beyond RPGs and MMOs. Oh please, oh please...
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